Why get out of bed and come to the studio when you can just post “worst of” episodes until February? And in that spirit, here are clips about Bigfoot, cryptids, and mermaid mouths, Canadians can’t handle geese, a New Jersey police chief is a bad human, a man dies on a NYC subway and is promptly robbed and fucked, and the pope dying.

Did you know the “worst of” episodes exist so that two fat, middle aged men can take three months off at the end of the season? Now that you know it, feel free to sit back and relax as we relive these memories: Brian knows he can’t compete with black cock, and Jeff’s is starting to come back now that he’s losing weight, Jeff blew a seal, Brian says you can fuck him when he’s dead, the mayor of Minot, North Dakota had to resign, a female Columbine high school teacher was grooming a girl, and the death of Wink Martindale.

What can be said about the end of year “worst of” episodes that hasn’t already been written on one third of the bathroom walls across the eastern seaboard? This week, revisit these gems: guinea pigs and Betty White, Jeff finally shits at work (and the Cos drops by to celebrate), a woman steals a Krispy Kreme truck, Ayn Rand was a dog face woman, an illiterate woman graduates high school and gets into college, a man tries to fuck a subway seat, and an execution in South Carolina.

Let’s listen to the Prong theme one more time this year, as we wrap up the season ending episodes by watching a 1977 “60 Minutes” report about British women married to gay husbands.

This week, in an episode that was definitely recorded in one sitting, Brian and Jeff get to the bottom of propaganda techniques (“Techniques of Propaganda”) and how someone becomes popular (“Are You Popular?”), as opposed to just getting in the back seat with all the boys.

We can only hope you’re enjoying these instructional video episodes half as much as we’re enjoying recording them. This week: Walt Disney’s “The Story of Menstruation” from 1946 and “Improve Your Personality” from 1951

Watching the old instructional films is truly one of our favorite things, so we watch two more this week: “Let’s Share with Others” from 1950, and “Mind Your Manners” from 1953.

We’re starting off the “year end” shows with a real banger: the boys watch the Coronet instructional films, “Going Steady?” from 1951 and “Are You Ready for Marriage?” from 1950.

Just before the mics went up, the boys watched a clip from the new show “All’s Fair,” and it was hall of fame bad. Also: programming notes | Brian wants to outlive Abraham Lincoln | the studio at Camp TGO was a hot box | always jerk off first | Beavis and Butt-Head | end of year updates (Prince Andrew b/w Sir Loin of Beef, D4vd, dangerous monkeys, Mississippi and the 13th Amendment) | a judge resigned after pissing and puking in the street | sometimes, Brian really appreciates the idea of a totalitarian police state | body parts on ice were accidentally mailed to a woman’s house | some random pig woman thinks ICE has warheads | SIDS Caesar | Kim Kardashian thinks we faked the moon landing | and finally, Romo says what?

It’s November already, and it feels like we just started the season. Also: Jeff won’t advertise, and he’s having a headphone mishap | Brian and Jeff started reading the same book, about the history of Kmart | the Jamaica hurricane was a real thing | June Lockhart died, and Team Brian takes a commanding 4-1 lead in the Dead Pool | they’re not looking for Amelia Earhart’s plane this year, after all | some people are uptight about a fake skeleton strip club | a 13-year-old boy stole his mother’s SUV and lead police on a high speed chase | Revenge of the Nerds | Brian likes to run red lights | Lemon Gleason | a vehicle tipped over in Mississippi, spilling out several infected monkeys | Mississippi waited 130 years to ratify the 13th Amendment | red foxes and Redd Foxx | and finally, “On the Loose” by Saga.