This week, the boys learn that the best way to deal with a woman who wants to leave you is to demolish your own house. Also:

It’s hot in England again, like it is every year, and that means Americans have to hear about how we don’t understand how heat works. Also:

On the Rousey v. Carano fight, Brian didn’t even have a chance to get his pants down. Also this week: Jeff was sick but is feeling better | a late breaking story about a landlord who was banging some woman in his tenant’s living room | Brian loves sluts | Follow Up: A study finds that people who love corporate speak aren’t smart | before he loses his house, Brian says he’s going to blown a load in every corner | cops chased a man driving 130 miles an hour, who asked if he should get a better car next time | a kid toucher dropped a thumb drive filled with kiddy porn in a police station parking lot | Brian has nothing “smart” in his house, himself included | the song “Plant a Radish” is analyzed | Feel Good Story of the Week: a cow knows how to scratch herself with things | Feelin’ Fine | heartburn | and finally, eating a carrot.

Welcome to year 22 and episode 400! Fun show this week (except for the part where Brian thinks he’s going to lose his house): Let’s break down that 400 episodes, and it’s some sad shit | sucking dick and balls from the back | Brian’s natural enemy is an old man at Staples | the boys hate corporate speak | Jeff is getting his retirement plan together | a Secret Service agent was jerking off in a Miami hotel hallway | a school director was sentenced for running a fight club with autistic kids | white singers never sounded better than in the 1970s (Humble Pie, Linda Ronstadt, Orleans) | Brian read a book about the Bernie Goetz shooting | man sets world record (we think) for pulling a car with his cock, while on fire | Feel Good Story of the Week: Hundreds of dogs set world record for largest dog pool party | a guy walked onto the runway at the Denver airport, with predictable results | Epstein Injuries | Old Timey Guy drops by to discuss wing walkers | Lefties love trains the same way autistics love trains | and finally, the Rousey and Carano fight is this weekend.

To celebrate TGO Radio’s 21st anniversary, we’re going to revisit a “worst of” episode from 2016, including a clip from the only episode Brian ever recorded alone.

Brian is already collecting clips for Jocktober. Also: If you listen to us on Spotify, this is your warning to find another way | Brian is looking at Rumble | a great clip from the Bob Kevoian tribute show | D4vd had a LOT of child porn on his phone | the boys watch a great video of a matador getting gored in his asshole, which makes them very happy | you want to root for the 20-year-old Taco Bell employee who shot at people, until you hear the whole story | Lohn John Silver’s has to be a money laundering scheme | Brian’s dad has his own agenda | a woman running for office in Utah was accused of forcing herself on four other women | a guy who used to own the Home Alone house killed himself, for a somewhat predictable reason | kid touchers should be encouraged to kill themselves | the Justice Department wants to bring back firing squads | Brian loves “thank you for your attention to this matter” | the trigger mechanism b/w sitting in pudding | Klock | and finally, discussing gimmick shows for this season.

Jeff wants to know how Brian is staying so fat and sassy despite being out of work since last December. (There’s a method, but it’s pretty controversial.) Also: The Wises are not known for their plumbing | Bob Kevoian died | Brian reiterates that when he dies, people should feel free to fuck his corpse | a Titanic exhibit in Chicago ironically got flooded out, twice | Godsmack and Waylon Jennings | D4vd was (finally) arrested | Sabrina Carpenter | Brian: “By the way, don’t wake me up for a fuckin’ kid abduction” | a “former” prostitute denies involvement in a prostitution ring, is promptly arrested | Jesse Epstein drops by | group sets the world record for the most people dressed as dinosaurs | the cuck chair should replace the maple leaf as Canada’s national symbol | a 63-year-old man was caught jerking off in a company van | undercover jerkin’ | and finally, “Undercover Angel” by Alan O’Day should be the white national anthem.

Brian accidentally pauses the show open, and we’re off to the races. On Eric Swalwell, Brian doesn’t understand how sending a cock pic is still a move | The Captain | Brian thinks he finally has a name for his dick | Tony Gonzales’s side piece set herself on fire | Huma Abedin’s memoir, beta male husband, and Middle East Face | Sharknado | Mort and Frances | Bahamian police released the guy who definitely didn’t kill his wife (wink) | it must feel amazing once you’ve finally decided to kill your wife | the HOA thief, and possible hero, turned herself in | a large Blizzard | the Michigan bank roll | Baby Jessica was arrested for domestic violence | a cop at an active crime scene was scrolling through a dating app | the boys try to do a feel good news story about a lost kangaroo and the show completely derails | Brian is outraged by country music’s obsession with cold beer | Willem Dafoe is method acting | Super Humman’s Super Slide of Carnage Part Two, Spring Special Style | and finally, Brian wants to drive drunk.

This week, Windows is a cancer on home computing. Also: Brian found out TGO Radio is one of the 10-20 longest running podcasts ever | saying goodbye | so far, the carny half is winning | a minty fresh load | Brian had lunch with Morbidly O’Beast | Brian floats the idea of hiring a third mic | True Grit | Brian is still watching way too much “Big Bang Theory” | a toddler was bitten by a wolf because her parents, apparently, are shit | minor injuries | an American woman in the Bahamas “fell off a boat” | Patrice O’Neal on Natalee Holloway | “Rock Lobster” | a woman who looks like the Joker stole $200,000 from HOAs, and the boys are torn | a symphony of flatulence | and finally, the studio is much too hot today.

This week, Trixie had a colonoscopy, and got some of that sweet, sweet Michael Jackson juice. Also: Tiger Woods sucks, a lot | Brian’s Tiger Woods theory | sneeze aborshes | Kristi Noem’s husband likes to wear big, fake, plastic tits | Trump is living his best life | presidential libraries | Australia is adding the “succulent Chinese meal” rant to its National Film and Sound Archive | kids are playing a game called “Five Nights at Epstein’s” | Jesse Epstein | Brian wants a copy of Epstein’s Clinton-in-a-dress painting | white flour | a dummy snuck into a cop car and died after a few days | forced vasectomies | a man assaulted a woman who was dressed as the Easter Bunny | flashback to that great old Opie and Anthony April Fool’s gag | a woman pushing a dog in a stroller strips down and hits a grocery store clerk | the Roscars | sex with Whoopi Goldberg | and finally, Mike and David Lee.