The live, unedited broadcast of the 8pm – 10pm hours on Election Night 2024.

This week, Jeff takes a brave and uncontroversial stand against young burn victims. Also: Abortion rights; good and bad TV themes from the 1970s; Biden is still president; babies are the veal of humans; Lily Allen makes $10k a month selling feet pics; Teri Garr died; how a man should smell; if Brian gets terminally ill; Jack Jones died; “The Catholic Boat”; Eleanor Roosevelt; a woman walked backwards into an airplane propeller; Canadians showed up to a Halloween party dressed as Klansmen; the Klan in Canada; a pizzeria accidentally sold 70 pizzas infused with THC; Little Caesars; Chocolate Frosted Donut Kit Kats; Krispy Kreme; Snead’s Seed and Feed; the Great Northern Suck and Fuck; getting old together; 1988 STDs; and finally, you’re never really off this show.

This week, Brian is thinking about finally changing up his Halloween costume. Also, Boogie Night; Rick Springfield; Trump at McDonald’s; Trump and Arnold Palmer; big cocks; Harvey Weinstein has cancer; an Arkansas doctor had his license suspended for having too much fun, apparently; Jeff says “fag” a lot in traffic; Barnes and Noble spends a lot of time trying to sell people a membership; an old woman shot and killed a man as a joke; Alec Baldwin; digging a grave sounds hard; a woman is sentenced for poisoning and killing her boyfriend; how to host a podcast; Eleanor Roosevelt; common law marriage; Kenoyer? I hardly know her; a Polish funeral home lost a body on the street; drunken buffoonery (we hope); and finally, who’s teaching the old people lessons?

As the microphones go up, the Boys see the story about the English teacher reenacting the George Floyd incident, and wonder why he wasn’t teaching English, which is his job. Also: there’s a lot of fun stuff coming at the end of the season; taking time off; Liam Payne; Brian’s new money guy sounds like a mob stereotype; Brian’s big casino hit; for Jeff, overalls are inevitable; they’re still pretending Jimmy Carter voted; Japan in WW1; Evil Ron Reagan and Tricky Dick; it’s all cannibalism and tarp walls for a Kentucky woman; Gorilla Tape; Buffalo Bill; two-thirds of homeowners believe their house is haunted; Popeyes runs a little slow; pastries; The Simpsons; Adult Swim; football; and finally, Jeff’s turn in the barrel.

Let’s talk about the Dead Pool trophy. Also, Jimmy Carter; cramping in the jerk hand; Jeff’s old man decision; the Election Night show; not forcing a fart; Brian spilled a Cherry Coke all over himself; hurricane stuff; Ethel Kennedy; Jeff just sits on his shits all day long; the other Harry Truman; “documentary filmmakers” give up on finding the Piss Bandit; Jeff is really just a cranky old guy; Joker 2; an old American bomb exploded at a Japanese airport; the Ultimate Dick Kicking Championships; and finally, the quiet quitting.

This week, we must stop pretending Jimmy Carter is a vibrant man who can’t wait to do things. Also, the O, the Q, and the Q with a dot; the B-52s; George W., Bill, and Joe; boiled peanuts; excerpts from a joke book published in 1884; “It Isn’t Gonna Suck Itself”; an Arizona man was arrested for crawling under SUVs and watching women’s feet; how many times a day does a young guy have to jerk off just to keep his life on the level?; being a hot girl must be impossible; a priest died after fucking another priest; a man took mushrooms and cut his cock into little pieces; Boston Corbett (here’s a link to Corbett’s hospital report); and finally, John Wilkes Booth.

If you need 47 minutes of middle age babble, this episode of TGO Radio is the show for you. Listen as the boys discuss Diddy and Rap Snacks; the Ballerina trailer; bands; Brian got a compliment at the pet store; Brian is transfixed by an old topless picture of Madonna he found; AI fakes; guzzling and nuzzling; sugar Daddying; a big truck decal; Jeff in traffic; “The Extinction of Experience”; the old people have restaurants figured out; someone found new Mozart music; George Floyd; the Rodney King Academy; retiring and working; movies; old stuff was just as bad as new stuff; desert island movies; the end of the season; and finally, meandering after some pussy.

Welcome back to TGO Radio, a harmless representation of a culture in decline. This week: Brian fumbles Doug’s intro; we have nine more episodes than we thought; music; Brian had a weekend at the casino they’re going to write folk songs about; the David Chase documentary; the guy who pretended to be a high school boy (so he could bang girls) was sentenced; the Cos returns; Löwenbräu; a woman breaks up with her airplane boyfriend; a man finds a creative way to fuck himself with a cucumber, and we have the video; Vance was a very bad pick; Fruity Pebbles discussion; sports talk; LemonJuice; and texting at night.

Brian is very high energy this week! Also: Jeff heard a piece of old Lyndon Johnson audio and brought it to the show; an update on last week’s porch shitter story; Lemon makes an appearance, and Brian just can’t take it; a power outage hits the studio; a Dollar Tree had candles filled with piss, and one spilled on a girl; a new JFK 8mm film will be for sale soon; Beetlejuice Beetlejuice; an old woman finally survives an alligator attack; neighbors are mad at a woman for working on a Halloween display; Brian does have a name for his house; “Elvira” by the Oak Ridge Boys; and finally, Brian’s son wants to cut his hair.

We’re kicking off this week with the Whitney Houston slot machine, and continuing with: light football talk; obscure presidential election talk; John Cazale talk; a man has been shitting on someone’s front porch; a fat reality TV star was arrested; let’s be bail bondsmen; the Wells Fargo employee who died at her desk should make you think about your life (your employer doesn’t care about you); Michael Jackson; the kid who was on “Baywatch” used to smell dirty swimsuits; Nicole Eggert was never the one; Stockard Channing was 33 when she made Grease; fan theories; Pamela Anderson wasn’t the one, either; “get it together, Japan”; and finally, a whale joke.