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We’re starting off the “year end” shows with a real banger: the boys watch the Coronet instructional films, “Going Steady?” from 1951 and “Are You Ready for Marriage?” from 1950.

Just before the mics went up, the boys watched a clip from the new show “All’s Fair,” and it was hall of fame bad. Also: programming notes | Brian wants to outlive Abraham Lincoln | the studio at Camp TGO was a hot box | always jerk off first | Beavis and Butt-Head | end of year updates (Prince Andrew b/w Sir Loin of Beef, D4vd, dangerous monkeys, Mississippi and the 13th Amendment) | a judge resigned after pissing and puking in the street | sometimes, Brian really appreciates the idea of a totalitarian police state | body parts on ice were accidentally mailed to a woman’s house | some random pig woman thinks ICE has warheads | SIDS Caesar | Kim Kardashian thinks we faked the moon landing | and finally, Romo says what?

It’s November already, and it feels like we just started the season. Also: Jeff won’t advertise, and he’s having a headphone mishap | Brian and Jeff started reading the same book, about the history of Kmart | the Jamaica hurricane was a real thing | June Lockhart died, and Team Brian takes a commanding 4-1 lead in the Dead Pool | they’re not looking for Amelia Earhart’s plane this year, after all | some people are uptight about a fake skeleton strip club | a 13-year-old boy stole his mother’s SUV and lead police on a high speed chase | Revenge of the Nerds | Brian likes to run red lights | Lemon Gleason | a vehicle tipped over in Mississippi, spilling out several infected monkeys | Mississippi waited 130 years to ratify the 13th Amendment | red foxes and Redd Foxx | and finally, “On the Loose” by Saga.

Keeping with the annual tradition, the boys watch an episode of “Takedown with Chris Hansen.”

In case you were wondering how old Brian is, he’s going to tell you his favorite kind of weather. Also: We realize that pausing mid show to take a drink is rude, and we don’t care | the TGO Radio Christmas party | Brian will gamble for his birthday | reflecting on what we accomplished this year | hitting for the cycle | Mark Sanchez and D4vd updates | a substitute middle school teacher was busted with cocaine | Uncrustables, again | Brian finally got an air fryer | “Was she a great big fat person?” | Publix in Florida will allow open carry | a couple was arrested for giving a teenager bags filled with guns and kicking him out of the car | and finally, Sovereign.

Jeff starts the show in a bad mood, so Brian fucks with him until he feels better. How that shakes out: Prong (the band) discussion | sneezing | Mark Sanchez is a tool bag buffoon facing a felony charge | football player rapists (allegedly) | D4vd updates: they buried the girl, and it turns out her family is trash | the cloud | the woman who was trying to steal Graceland was sentenced | Jeff says Uncrustables are cheating | Elvis’ diet, b/w no wonder he died on the toilet | the shot, the third arm, and Jeff’s dick | a woman stole an electric shopping cart | now is not the time to have Halloween decorations of dead bodies labeled with the names of city officials | IQ is a real thing we have to take seriously | Amelia Earhart became a celebrity in the way nonentities become huge celebrities today | Stroke Show | porn names | the one true TGO Radio conspiracy theory | and finally, getting to the bit.

This week, let’s talk about wanting peace and quiet. Also: when you can’t find things to listen to | ideal work | this week’s D4vd update (not pregnant) | Brian has to set an alarm to record, because he’s old and forgets things | table saws | Barry Bonds’ enormous head | Jose Canseco’s Twitter feed | celebrities on Cameo | the underage montage makes a glorious return | a woman (and sometimes her “friend”) visited all 372 cities and towns in North Dakota | Don Imus and nappy headed hoes | a killer squirrel sent two women to the emergency room | a South Carolina Republican with a great screen name was pinched for child porn | why do kid touchers not know how WiFi and cell phone towers work? | Jeff has to make himself presentable before leaving the studio | and finally, repetitive fork movements.

It’s a weird little show this week, featuring: Doug’s suspension | Charlie’s wife | Kyler Murray and Ron Mexico | a few minutes of sports talk | RC cola | teevee, movies, and music | would ya? | an update on that Nashville cop who grabbed that porn chick’s tit | D4vd is in trouble | Columbo solved the Kennedy assassination | haunted pussy | a “teaching assistant” released shit spray into a school’s HVAC | Jeff thinks Brian should be a gym teacher | a former swim coach got arrested for trying to meet a 15-year-old | a bench honoring blind people was stolen | the Helen Keller and Jeff Durant challenges | and finally, next week, a Would Ya? segment.

Brian throws the open mic to Jeff, and he doesn’t know how to behave, so Lemon takes over. Also this week: Jeff had an ear surgery | Brian explains how the bottom quintile dominates human life | the old guy arrested at the Charlie Kirk shooting likes kid porn | Jeff says don’t go to Utah | soaking | the Osmonds | an update on the guy who was sniffing female asses in public | someone thought a goat was a woman in distress | there’s a Greenville Spider-Man | Blink 182 | a “behavior interventionist” bit a kid | Wal Mart bans an emotional support alligator | Brian had some of the best pancakes of his life | don’t let Jeff fool you, he hates going out in public | the problem with public transportation | Dirty Harry and Gran Torino | Thoreau and Robert Redford | young Mary Tyler Moore | and finally, Scorched Earth Pussy.

The Wide Stance Crew is in the house! This week: “Knock Three Times” | smoking | Beavis and Butt-Head, King of the Hill, and Dexter | the TGO Radio archive | a man ran over a woman who wouldn’t let him smell her feet | we all know Brian’s an old creep | cops chased down a guy wearing a Speedo and covered in mud | a Les Claypool digression | Jeff never “got” Bill and Ted | brat fingers | human remains were found in a Tesla b/w D4vid | Jeff’s had it, and Brian’s not cutting it out | a man was arrested for drunk driving a pink Barbie truck around town | getting in one more float | Anthony Rizzo | and finally, rubber necking.