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International Lesbian Day may have passed us by, but we did watch the movie Bottoms (2023), and even still no one wants to say The L Word. They don’t even say the ‘b’ word... We finally thank Janey Jacke for letting us talk about ‘topping and bottoming’, and what it means to be a card-carrying member of the Topping and Bottoming Union.

We traverse prostrating at Beare park, preying and being predated, prostridation, and the location of the prostridate. The gay vs lesbian topping and bottoming reversal could be the thing that drives us apart. Or it could be the thing that finally draws us that much closer. Keep going! I’m so close!