Bye. Go home, no one loves you

We're back after a little vacation. Catch up with Mark on this episode and learn about Disco Inferno and the heroes that saved the day. Spoiler alert, this episode may contain fart cakes. #FartCakes4BriannaValenti

In this episode we hear the story about Gross Ginger Devil, Eric Smith, and which co-host almost had a play-date with him when younger.

We also hear about 11 year old tantrum tot, Cameron Kocher, that got beat at a video game by a 7 year old girl. With his fragile male ego broken, Kocher stormed off and got his father's hunting rifle. The events that followed were truly horrific.

In this episode we learn about another missing person tied to the Chautauqua Serial Killer and then we hear about the St. Clair Triangle UFO.

Featuring special guest Detective Olivia Benson.

with appearances by "Uhhh" & "Ummm".

Local historians once called the old mansion on Summit Street “the house everyone wants to know about.” Lurid tales of ghosts, strange deaths, murder, slaves dying, Underground Railroad activity ... Rumored secret passages and the lengthy abandonment of the dignified cut stone house led to an abundance of stories. The Dayton flood of March 1913 was caused by a series of severe winter rain storms that hit the Midwest in late March. Within three days, 8–11 inches of rain fell throughout the Great Miami River. The river overflowed. The existing levees failed, and downtown Dayton was flooded up to 20 feet deep.

In this episode we explore the 1997 disappearance of Lori Ceci Bova. Lori went for a 2am walk one summer morning following an argument with her husband. Lori would never be seen again alive or dead. Law enforcement has their suspicions, but their person of interest, and possibly the only one that knows what happened to Lori, died in their own tragic fashion. Multiple missing person cases in the area mimic the events of Lori's disappearance and it is speculated that it was all the doing of an individual called "The Chautauqua County Serial Killer". We also hear the story of Autumn Klein, who's desire to have a child led her to follow the ill advice of her husband. Autumn started taking a very popular health store supplement, but the side effects of this particular one for her included DEATH. Her husband was subsequently sentenced to life in prison for his wife's untimely passing. Listen to find out why.

Lady Lemonhead calls in to set the record straight. She tells Lena the story of what really happened and how she came to be the Mother of Melon heads.

In this episode we hear about Susan Hallett. Living in Michigan, originally from Jamestown, NY, this frumpy human toilet log got the brilliant idea to murder her Father, Step Mother, and her 8 year old Step Sister. Accompanied by her boyfriend, Richard Parrish and their friend, Aaron Hale, they traveled back to her hometown for what they thought would be the perfect crime. They ransacked the house searching for money and proceeded to shoot everyone, execution style, in the basement. What would drive someone to commit these crimes? After 25 years in prison, she was released. You can read about her on local Topic boards, seeing comments ranging from "She's the most vile, most disgusting, person shaped shart alive" to "Meh, she ain't so bad". Jamestown's Finest! We then hear about the monster of the Big Blue Pond in Iowa. Many visitors swear they see a creature lurking in the water and some even said that their limbs were almost taken off by it. What could it be? We discuss the possibilities and the most common explanation. You will NOT be disappointed.

In this episode, we hear a tale that took place in the picturesque town of East Aurora. Goodleburg Cemetery to be more exact. A doctor performing illegal and unsafe abortions disposes of fetuses, and the unlucky women that died during the procedures, in a near by pond. Hell Hounds, dead babies, clingy spirits...this story has everything. No one puts baby in a pond! Next we travel to Isabella county, Michigan. Pastor John D White seems like a normal God fearing man until his urge to murder overtakes him. Rebekeh Gay was bludgeon with a mallet, strangled with a zip tie, and that was just the start of Pastor White's depravity. Pastor White didn't just have an urge to kill, he's also a necrophiliac.

In this episode we go back to where it all began. There is a long lost episode of “Bye, go home, no one loves you” that has been locked away in a vault and that vault has been subsequently dropped down the Money Pit on Oak Island never to be heard of again. However, one story was just too good to let go untold. We hear our cohost Mark’s first hand account of The House of Seven Secrets in Scranton, NY. We get transported back to his teen years when times were simpler and friendships were tested by witching hour encounters with malevolent spirits. Little can be found about the House of Seven Secrets, but we examine possible theories about what happened and hear what Mark personally experienced. Then we go to Ohio to learn about Dr Crowe and his “Melon Heads”. The doctor had a curiosity that led to medical experiments on children. As they say, “curiosity killed the cat”, in this case curiosity may have killed the doctor. The Melon Heads are believed to still roam the woods, scaring away visitors, chasing animals for dinner, and in some reports, killing children. Over the river and through the woods, to the melon heads’ house we go! Be sure to listen to the entire show, you never know when an Easter egg may show up.

Our 10th episode starts with a Q & A contest to determine who knows more about their mutal friendship, Mark or Lena? Is there ever REALLY a winner in situations like this? We visit Pennsylvania for some lore and urban exploration. The abruptly abandoned neighborhood of Lincoln Way is our first stop. Just outside of Pittsburgh, this valley of homes was left, as is, with home furnishings and personal belongings still in the houses. Very little is known about why everyone vanished, but we discuss three reasons that are the most popular explanations. If Lincoln way wasn't enough, another abandoned town we talk about is Centralia, Pennsylvania. This near ghost town went from over 1000 residents in 1980 to 63 by 1990, to only seven in 2013. Centralia has been pretty much wiped out from maps, it's postal code discontinued and residents having no physical address. Seven residents remain to live their lives out until they pass, after which the rights to their houses are taken through eminent domain. Centralia is the real life "Silent Hill".