content warning: animal abuse, child abuse, self harm

This week, Princess is having technical difficulties AND it's a holiday weekend. So, let's do a throwback. This episode originally appeared as a bonus episode on 12.24.24. In it, Princess has a nice long talk about crazy animal people.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, S1, E2

This week, Princess is joined by Kara (@everyonesbusinessbutmine) to discuss Nick's farts, Jessica's underwear, and where the hell Lele Sobieski went.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 1

Welcome to Season 17 of Bye Pumkin! This week, Princess is putting Jessica Simpson in context, laughing at the very existence of Nick Lachey, and remembering how weird Joe Simpson is.

This week, Princess is joined by Carla of There Might Be Cupcakes to explain why nobody needs to have 12 kids. Also, schizophrenia.

This week, Princess defends a dummy.

This week, Princess is talking about BFFs breakups and wanting to wear 2010s outfits.

content warning: sexual assault, suicide

This week, Princess is watching a cheerleading murder documentary so you don't have to. No, seriously. Don't watch this.

content warning: EVERYTHING

This week, Princess is watching a very disturbing documentary.

This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 5.23.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week. 

content warning: sexual assault, child abuse

This week, Princess is finally talking about the Netflix documentary, American Nightmare.

 This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 9.5.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week. 

16 & Pregnant, Season 1, Episode 3

This week, Princess wants to talk about how Amber got to be a Teen Mom.

This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 6.20.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week.