content warning: sexual assault, self-harm

This week, Princess is doing the lord's work by listening to some of the worst prison phone sex in the world. Also, she's offering custom prayers to avoid the love that has you breaking men out of prison. 

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This week, Princess gives advice she is completely unqualified to give.

content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, self harm

This week, Princess brings back Rachel to talk about TLC's newest reality star with Tourette's.

content warning: sexual assault, child sexual assault, substance abuse

Princess listened to Jessica Simpson's audiobook so that you don't have to. 

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This week, Princess finishes up The Newlyweds.

content warning: child sexual assault, self harm, suicide

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 8

This week, Princess is talking about Nick and Jessica's dueling music videos. 

Newlyweds, Season 1, Episode 6 and 7

This week, Princess is back, sick, and ready to talk about buffalo wings.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 5

content warning: eating disorders, body image

This week, Princess has David on the show to talk about how cheap Nick Lachey is.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 4

This week, Princess wants to talk about golf.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Epsiode 3

This week, Princess talks about camping, staying out of Bear Business, and whether you should be trying to "unspoil" your partner.