content warning: child sexual assault, self harm, suicide

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 8

This week, Princess is talking about Nick and Jessica's dueling music videos. 

Newlyweds, Season 1, Episode 6 and 7

This week, Princess is back, sick, and ready to talk about buffalo wings.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 5

content warning: eating disorders, body image

This week, Princess has David on the show to talk about how cheap Nick Lachey is.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 4

This week, Princess wants to talk about golf.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Epsiode 3

This week, Princess talks about camping, staying out of Bear Business, and whether you should be trying to "unspoil" your partner.

content warning: animal abuse, child abuse, self harm

This week, Princess is having technical difficulties AND it's a holiday weekend. So, let's do a throwback. This episode originally appeared as a bonus episode on 12.24.24. In it, Princess has a nice long talk about crazy animal people.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, S1, E2

This week, Princess is joined by Kara (@everyonesbusinessbutmine) to discuss Nick's farts, Jessica's underwear, and where the hell Lele Sobieski went.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 1

Welcome to Season 17 of Bye Pumkin! This week, Princess is putting Jessica Simpson in context, laughing at the very existence of Nick Lachey, and remembering how weird Joe Simpson is.

This week, Princess is joined by Carla of There Might Be Cupcakes to explain why nobody needs to have 12 kids. Also, schizophrenia.

This week, Princess defends a dummy.