This week, Princess wants to talk about what happens when your mom shows up 45 years later and says she's the illegitimate daughter of the former Sultan of Brunei.

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content warning: eating disorders, disordered eating

This week, Princess wants to talk about Posh Spice, family drama, and something she knows absolutely nothing about--fashion.

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This week, Princess is talking about why we need rules at an amusement park.

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This week, Princess wants to talk about one of her favorite scams of all time. And it involves like 400 horses.

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This week, Princess suffers through Razzlekhan to talk about the biggest Bitcoin heist ever.

content warning: suicide, extreme drug use

Netflix, 2024

This week, Princess wants to talk about Bitcoin, crypto scams, and Ray Trapani, the biggest piece of shit in the world.

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 9

This week, Princess is joined by Liz (@lizexplains) to give The Osbournes a proper send off and wrap up season 19 of Bye Pumkin

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 8

This week, Princess is joined by Kara (@everyonesbusinessbutmine) to discuss everything BUT the unwanted houseguest in The Osbournes' house.

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 7

This week, Princess is flying solo and talking about the very sensible hatred of Thanksgiving, Ozzy dog walking while zooted, and why anyone would bring a Rottweiler puppy to dinner.

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 6

This week, Princess is joined by Australian To the Show™, Mathilde (@tillygoatgruff) to talk about Ozzy and Sharon's parenting, having a nanny at 16, and getting fucked up on Hollywood Blvd in the early aughts.