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Vittorio is winning at life; Andi bought a timeshare with an unemployed Aussie who doens't own shirts; Niles is selling Magic cards to fund a move to Ghana; and John reminds his pregnant 29-year-old girlfriend she's can't cut his balls off. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at bollandbranch.com/craycray with code craycray. Exclusions apply.
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Mido explains why first night of secks was "so so"; Paula admits she brought perfume into the house on purpose to "test" Thomas; Debby has strong feelings about Thomas's hypothetical future teenage daughter.
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Catie melts down many times, both drunk and (maybe?) sober; Edward reeeaaaallly wants kids; Rashit vapes in a closed van and somehow Thomas ends up as the villain.
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Rashit "pranks" a man with an allergy by hugging him, then follows him to his dressing room to yell about it; Catie asks Josh on national TV whether kissing girls counts; Debby prescribes "a firm hand" - I wonder if that will work in West Hollywood.
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Everybody gets married, obviously; Mido rates losing his virginity a "so so;" Catie kicks off her reception by demanding wine and licking her husband's face; Marissa sobs in her mother's arms and then floats down the aisle like nothing happened.
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Even if all these people are miserable for the rest of their lives, one 57 year old Alabamian man had literally his entire life validated when a young blond woman sat on his Harley for thirty seconds AND ENJOYED IT. It's the moment he will remember on his death bed over all others.
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TIMESTAMPS 0:00 - 8:00 - Opening 8:00 - 36:00 EVUHDENS 36 - 47 Mallorie 47- 57 Thomas 57- 1:00 Ashia 1:01 - 1:12 Marissa 1:12 - 1:20 Catie 1:20 - 1:23 Shea
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Debby's son DOES show up for the wedding and grills Mido about his career "prospects;" Catie and Josh haven't made any decisions about open marriage, so they're just winging it; Mallorie and Rashit indulge in Alabama maritime culture. Sleep cooler this summer with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at Bollandbranch.com/CRAYCRAY and use code craycray.
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Thomas welcomes Paula's family by telling them he did absolutely nothing to prepare for their arrival and then lists the 17 rules for his 500 square foot apartment; Catie is super proud of herself for not assaulting anyone when she was drunk at her bachelorette party; Mido tells Debby he will "give HER the opportunity to cook"
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Catie is so sad she has to leave the ho life; If Ashia goes through with the wedding, her god brother is "going to have to be drunk as s*it" (we identify); Marissa, somehow, with seemingly little effort, is even more unlikeable this week than any of the prior weeks. She's really working overtime.
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