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Nookie Nookie, Fondling, and "Summoning the Gods"

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Timestamps:

0:00 - 12:45 - Opening Thoughts
12:45 - 38:50 - EVUHDENS
43:30 - 57:45 - Anna + Jovon

57:45 - 1:09:00 - Laura + Birkan
1:09:00 - 1:23:10 - Lisa + Daniel
1:23:10 - 1:43:50 - Forrest + Sheena

1:43:50 - 1:52:00 - Emma + Ziad
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Mattie from Reality Gays joins me to close out 2025 and break down the year in 90 Day chaos.

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SHE THREW. THE SHRIMP. AWAY.

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Why can't he just say, like "I like your boobs, or something SO SMALL!?"; Forrest and Sheena do Jazzercise; Rick meets Trisha and is even MORE jealous than before.

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Forrest goes to a porn shop with his mom; Emma's wig is eaten by baby dogs at puppy yoga; Ziad declines to go inside the Marrakesh airport to retrieve his girlfriend, and he won't make out with her ether; Rick tap dances.

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Florian is in Connecticut, doing his WOODWORKING.

Who talks this much, bro? I'm tired.

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Kara licks Darcey's boob (twice). Why? We don't know. Team Gino call what is (allegedly) Matt's phone number but Matt never receives any calls. Back in New York, Kara talks about her friendship with the DJ, and Julia calls her parents to tell them she's having a baby, like, any day now.

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Welcome to New Jersey — to the very same mansion whose hot tub has been graced by both Big Ed and Angela. Absolutely no real EVUHDENS is brought to the Tell All Stage, but Gino still has the same phone record that he had on the Last Resort Tell All.

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TLC runs out of footage for HEA Episode 18, so we watch Gino eat uncased hotdog meat and Velveta, just before harassing a Men’s Warehouse salesman and oversharing about his wife having a baby with another man; Ski Fight House closes out with everyone hating everyone; Jasmine insists on telling Matt's mom the truth.

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