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Why can't he just say, like "I like your boobs, or something SO SMALL!?"; Forrest and Sheena do Jazzercise; Rick meets Trisha and is even MORE jealous than before.

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Forrest goes to a porn shop with his mom; Emma's wig is eaten by baby dogs at puppy yoga; Ziad declines to go inside the Marrakesh airport to retrieve his girlfriend, and he won't make out with her ether; Rick tap dances.

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Florian is in Connecticut, doing his WOODWORKING.

Who talks this much, bro? I'm tired.

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Kara licks Darcey's boob (twice). Why? We don't know. Team Gino call what is (allegedly) Matt's phone number but Matt never receives any calls. Back in New York, Kara talks about her friendship with the DJ, and Julia calls her parents to tell them she's having a baby, like, any day now.

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Welcome to New Jersey — to the very same mansion whose hot tub has been graced by both Big Ed and Angela. Absolutely no real EVUHDENS is brought to the Tell All Stage, but Gino still has the same phone record that he had on the Last Resort Tell All.

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TLC runs out of footage for HEA Episode 18, so we watch Gino eat uncased hotdog meat and Velveta, just before harassing a Men’s Warehouse salesman and oversharing about his wife having a baby with another man; Ski Fight House closes out with everyone hating everyone; Jasmine insists on telling Matt's mom the truth.

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Ski Fight Club looks for Sasquatch; Jasmine has a baby; Julia is pregnant.

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Matt buys a tow truck; Jasmine tells her mother about Gino; Loren and Libby have a teary make-up followed by an immediate falling out a second time.
These HEA couples are dropping like flies.

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Double feature covering Happily Ever After and The Other Way!

Georgi is still hiding money in socks; Jasmine shaves her dog's asshole on the couch; we're drinking FOSTERS again because Thunder Down Under: Tasmania is introduced.

HEA: 0 - 30 min

TOW: 30 - end

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