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HardCorey speedruns this Carpenter classic and wishes he were more smarter to elaborate gooder on the careful nuances that insinuate a deeper subtext than one might rightly expect from what appears to be a generic action flick.

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Brandon invokes the tragedy of Narcissus to describe why this movie is about real life; Corey goes in hard on normies; both boys investigate the reasons why most people did not understand Joker at all.

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HardCorey goes into the movie blind and gets his FACE melted; Chris is just relieved his co-host isn't a pedantic jag-OFF about it; the boys ponder if too ripe is just ripe enough.

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HardCorey disregards the Prime Directives and breaks down the extreme disparatity in the plot-to-coolness ratio of this sci-fi classic.

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Corey makes a bad furry joke but has the balls to not edit it out; Chris defends a children's movie from undue analytical dissection; both boys are confused by the strange animal/human romance fixation of the '90s.