Wow wow wow it's been a gorgeous minute since you all last heard from us. Wellllllll this is what we have! New year, same podcast, same hosts, and no new guests... so far ;) your hosts need to get back into the swing of things after a four-month hiatus so they're tackling easy topics: married at first sight, the town whore, and the sing franchise. Strap in your strap-ons and don't look back baby

The silent return of Sophia and Spencer to the podcast realm. Like a cup of tea on a cool fall day. Something so familiar, yet so distant. We are joined by the marvelous Blake Ung to talk about all things Tallywackers! We also touch on Christian 5k racing and why glow up videos are dumb. We're glad to be back. 

This is a very very special episode as your dynamic duo welcome girlfriend of the podcast, and spencer, as our guest! She's taking on things like textbooks, the Great British Bake-off and Spencer's troublesome "SeaWorld did nothing wrong" opinion. Certainly not one to miss!

In this episode of Cabaret de Cancel, Sophia and Spencer meet IN PERSON to record their silly little show. And you wanna know something? They ate chicken nuggets after! Yes, and they were made by Spencer! But before they ate those nuggs, and interviewed the fabulous Ava Navarro, Sophia and Spencer bravely bit into a habanero pepper. Like, for fun. So tune into this episode that is filled with painful coughs, Spikeball slander, and an important message to the class of 2024! Boy, is it good to be back! 

Cousin to the podcast, Tanner, is back for blood and this time he's got a whole new list of cancels to reign down upon our god-fearing listeners. He also designed our badass stickers! You can follow him on Tik Tok @ _Tanner_. Sophia lost her voice for this episode but don't worry, she found a robot to step in to talk about Oedipus, exciting new musical opportunities, and some sexy turtles. This is NOT one to miss!

Spencer and Sophia are joined by Boston comedy icon Danya as they help them muddle through poop, Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, and how lays potato chips are breaking into the poppers market. However, this episode was tragically thwarted by Spencer's alluring snack (not a euphemism) but nonetheless, we're gonna publish it. Enjoy!

Well, we knew this would happen. Spencer and Sophia's 28 week stretch of cool funny awesome friends who were willing to talk to them has momentarily run dry. Happens to the best of us. So think of this less as an episode and more of a captain's log, taking a look at what happens when it's just them for a full hour. Spencer watched another series of bad movies to completion and Sophia got left at the altar. Just one of those classics that you don't want to miss!

Life is nothing but a series of roads. Some lead to pastures not yet fertile. For Jeff and Anne, their roads are circles, leading right back to this godforsaken podcast. Anne Lim is returning as a guest. On another road, Jeff Parkinson is returning, this time as a guest host because Sophia is on a honeymoon for herself (left at altar type situation). You know what that means!!!! 2 white men! One Podcast episode!!!!! BOYZ EPISODE!!!!!! 

I want to play a game... the rules are simple... listen to this podcast and enjoy it, but for every laugh comes a price. A price that only Spencer Klein has paid because to prepare for this Saw special he watched all nine movies. Sophia will also pay a price because she has to listen and react... that poor fool thought this episode was gonna be called "tits meet ocean" or something regular... hahahahahaha. Game Over!

Also, Rachel is our amazing guest! Now listen!

In this episode of Cabaret de Emocore, Spencer and Sophia brush their side bangs on air and watch Dashboard Confessional fan cams. In their matching choker necklaces, these two menaces to society apply black eyeliner while they interview Willow Stoner. God, Willow rocks. So walk to your closest Hot Topic store and listen to this episode through your MindKoo Cat Ear headphones. Rawr XD