Is the toy buisness really this Machiavellian? Will Damien's rebrand to 'Husband' work? Is Brian a worse co-worker or boyfriend? Who refills that fog machine? How is ths episode so chock full of nothing? Can Pistol Pete overcome his trauma? And why did it take so long for us to get through season 8?

Which Seth will we have today? Where are these extras now? Is Robin Dishman more deadly than a remote control car? Will Jarvis still be able to enjoy chillaxing pita time? How long did JB date Mr Wiggins? And if Mason used coasters, would his killer have gone free?

How many terrible people can you stuff in one house? Would life sized Chia Burt Reynolds be a best-seller, a possible investment, or a stepping stone to salon stardom? Is it worse to confuse Phil for Barney, or to miss a giant handprint while processing a crime scene? Was Blitzen's barking clue just him asking for treats? And did Alex try to kill Martin just to avoid another bad dinner story?

Was Peter Gabriel an Aztec emperor? How much archeology is enough archeology to write about it? What's the best way to threaten your boss? Why is Enrico messing around when he's already landed Consuella? And when is the best time to discuss continuing benefits options after an employee threatens their boss?

What's the sound of an animtronic saxiphone? Could allergy tests cost more than vacations? Does JB constuct a parent trap for doctors? And can using a jazz clown animatronic as a car pool lane dummy endanger your marriage?

What's the story with Ian's hair? Why is it the worst when he should be looking his best? How does it look so good when he's working? And why does Damien care so much?

Can clamp marks be the overlapping bane of both woodworking and constructive murder plots? Are you a Sonny or a Devin? What are your thoughts on a nostalgia gag reflex? And what's an appropriate waiting period for throwing shade at your late husband's auto choices after killing him?

Can Atkin's Diet jokes work? What's the story with Fontaine's hair? How radical is The Radical Solution? Is JB wearing a shawl, a cape, or a scarf? And would K-9 have wrapped this up quicker?

Is Annie OK, is she ok, is she ok, Annie? Is Alien Ant Farm ok? Is Richie's lameness genetic? How long will Damien be able to hold back Hulk Danzig? Which of his jobs is Armand the most incompetent at? Will we find out in the next 'found' Anne Rice book? And what's the story with DeVere?

Where's Kevin Maxwell? Is he with Devin? Could the Grandma debate be the highlight of season 7? Can prop houses be evil or does Ben just want JB to think he's cool? Are dollar movies worth the bats? And did you notice the shoes?