In this episode we discuss the Family Channel, step-parent trauma, Maddy's elbow brush with Shawn Ashmore, kicking children, Duffian features, the 2000's obsession with the Titanic, double the dad double the fun, Lizzie McGuire aesthetic, teenagers stopping traffic (yuck), Maddy Liv Productions, the breakout star "Tie-Dye Blankey", mochas as capitalist slop, our visceral reaction to Ren, gun dancers, the court case of the painted hair, childhood dreams of baton twirling,  paddycake dance-offs and SO MUCH MORE!!!

Thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the flip-phone!