Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas Cage

Eldritch horrors take on creepy tunnel perverts. What could go wrong? We discuss the merits of Alpacas, Nic Cage's weird accent choices, trucker love and more. Bonus: learn why you should never let Nick have control of a radio. This is Cage Match.

This episode is a real banger. A movie about drinking yourself to death vs a movie about a corporate shill politician, what's not to laugh about? At least we got to talk about Cage wang again... Who reigns victorious between an Oscar winning performance and a "Louisiana" accent? Grab your drink, this is Cage Match.

A Coen Brother's classic, Raising Arizona, matches up against 1994 style comedy, Trapped in Paradise. Can Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey save the day against two charming baby thieves? Bank robbery, parole boards, a sleigh ride and more. 20 Nicolas Cage movies in and the boys are starting to see the interconnectivity of all Cage flicks....bring your conspiracy yarn, this is Cage Match.

Call up Evan Stone and let him know that there is Nic Cage chicanery afoot. Who wins between a brusque former Marine mistaken for a killer and a CIA agent who has a case of the brains? Canadian Tuxedo or bad prosthetic ear? We're starting to think that Paul Schrader might have the bad bloods. This is Cage Match.

Nicolas Cage, get ready to find out the real National Treasure. Director Jon Turteltaub takes on Jon Turteltaub this week. Who will win between a treasure hunting nerd and a surly wizard based on a short animation. Puzzles, Hadoukens, Step Siblings and more. This episode is for all you physics loving pigs out there.

How does one introduce a Nic Cage comedy podcast episode that covers 9/11 and a serial killer? Oh hey look, it’s 50 Cent in a bad wig! ...please forgive us? This is Cage Match.

Bird of Freedom don't come cheap but $1.38 gets you a sweet sparrow tat on the elbow. Young Nic Cage goes head to head with younger Nic Cage with 1994's It Could Happen to You against 1984's Racing with the Moon. Get ready for spastic dancing, beans to the face and PG rated nuts and butts. This is Cage Match.

A bone-y boy takes on Bogart this week on Cage Match. 2007 Marvel classic, Ghost Rider meets up with Paul Schrader’s 2016 flick, Dog Eat Dog. Well crafted marketing statements, stupid one liners, jelly bean “martinis”, short ribs and ass eating...This is Cage Match.

Don your pigeon suit, don't sprain your butthole and get ready to ride the wicker wagon. It's time for another match up. Sean and Nick...or is it Nick and Sean review Alan Parker's 1984 film Birdy and Neil LaBute's 2006 remake of The Wicker Man. Will art or stupidity win? This is Cage Match.

Oh the rapture! Stunt-man director, Vic Armstrong’s 2014 Opus Dei, Left Behind meets up with wunderkind first-time director, Michael Sarnoski’s 2021 Pig. Piles of clothing, lovingly crafted meals, very few words from Nic Cage. All this and more on this weeks Cage Match