Does Nic Cage know his ABCs? Will Alva end up having any stake with her soup? Answers to these questions and more await you in our most recent review. Featuring special guest reviewer: Fred Topel of Crave Online

Does Nic Cage ever get splinters from his wooden hand? Does Cher believe

in life after love? Answers to these questions and more await you in

our most recent review.

Can Nicolas Cage ever get the Huggies he so very much desires? Can Holly Hunter's insides become as fertile as the Tennessee Valley? Answers to these questions and more await you in our most recent review.

Can Nicolas Cage's hair, teeth and insanely funny voice save the world and his marriage? Can you remember when Kathleen Turner was young and incredibly hot? Answers to these questions and more await you in our most recent review.

Does Nicolas Cage need a woman? Does he need ANYONE? Can Christopher Plumber remember that he was in the Sound of Music? Answers to these questions and more await you in our most recent review.

Can Nic Cage out-act a canary? Can Matthew Modine figure out what do do with a girl at prom? Answers to these questions and more await you in this episode.

Can Nic Cage earn $150 and actually pay his taxes on it? Can Sean Penn remind us he hasn't always been a bitter old fuss-pot? Can Elizabeth McGovern remind us who she is again? Answers to these questions and more await you in our review.

Will the new-wave punk from Hollywood get the prissy princess from the Valley? Will Nic Cage shave a V in his chest hair? Will Deborah Foreman ever star in another movie again ever? Answers to these questions and more await you in our review.