Cake Check

The gang finally reaches the end of their journey through Arvandor and comes face-to-face with the big bad.

Contains: un-pissing pants, gnawing on it, illiterates united, Mordabella finally getting some tail, and much more!

The D.I.C.K.S. head up the mountain to track down the missing boys, and they get much closer to figuring out what’s really going on with the shadow monster guys.

Contains: irl jello shots, epic snowboarding, imaginary kickflips, an Italian creeper, a very sleepy kobold, and much more!

The gang continues their harrowing journey into the exceedingly creepy realm of Arborea, fighting some stuff and meeting some wacky new characters along the way.

Contains: Justin Bieber covers, rabies check, general impatience, flopping around on the floor, a prank gone very wrong, and much more! 

The gang sets out on their new mission to a creepy new realm in search of a relic that's blotting out the sun and wreaking all sorts of havoc.

Contains: grab-and-go breakfast, winter coat shopping, doing an Alan Wake, the Dick Twizzler, bird viscera, and much more!

The gang goes clubbing! And also they get a new mission from Grimbo, but that’s definitely not the priority yet. Who will bone down this time?

Contains: a little mustard on that ball, remedial sex ed, DIY dental dams, skanking it to Limp Bizkit, a furry-scaley crossover, and much more!

The IKREA saga finally comes to an end as the gang gets ready to take down the mimic final boss and embark on a new quest.

Contains: forklift lesbians, bathtub theft logistics, the big bad, victorious honking, magical undies, and much more!

The gang continues their trek through the mimic-overrun IKREA, making some unlikely allies and preparing for the big final confrontation.

Contains: mid-life zoomies, recreational IKEA nudity, mimic fondling, evil djungelskog, freezer fighting, and much more!

The gang trudges through their first-ever dungeon at the local IKREA, fighting off a throng of furniture-turned-mimics to track down the source of it all. 

Contains: coffee table piss, so much combat, Taki hand, player torture, near-death slumber party games, and much more!

The gang enjoys their weird gross tacos before getting stuck on their search for the Melder’s original owner, and subsequently taking on a new job that sends them to the local IKREA.

Contains: Fantacialis, a wild swan chase, bar biking, the Takis Experience, and much more!

The gang battles through the garden gnome onslaught before discovering the source of the magical disturbance, and chasing down a zesty new lead.

Contains: gnome pebbles, an evil swan, the facsimile of a lovely southern woman, chicken nuggie tacos with honey mussie, and much more!