Let's make this one easy, right?

We know you panicked when a 233 page voter guide appeared in your mailbox.  It's too many props, we get it!  That's why we've put together this handy cheat sheet, along with our reasons for taking the positions we did.  Now you can sound informed at dinner parties AND avoid screwing up on Election Day.  

Have a happy, healthy, enjoyable, sticker-producing, smug-smile-generating voting experience!