IT'S THE SEASON FINALE! This is the one where Teo isn't here anymore so we can make fun of him, and Simone is jealous of Sookie's mile time. We're discussing S1E12, the finale, "You'll Be The Death of Me", and ACTUALLY landing on what our favorite episodes of the season were. Stay tuned for updates on Season 2 and send us photos of you in a strawberry bikini during our hiatus!!!

CW: sexual violence, gore, decapitation

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Thank you so much for an amazing first season Callers!

WE HAD A SPECIAL GUEST FOR VALENTINE'S DAY! Callers, this is Big Hair Michelle in the morning and we have to give a huge round of applause to today's special guest: TEO RAPP-OLSSON! Teo is joining us to discuss S1E11 "To Love Is To Bury". He's here to tell us all about his time on The Walking Dead, why that has anything to do with True Blood, and begin his campaign for your local office. He's also our co-producer and Michelle's partner so listen to Simone do her first couple's counseling session in real time!

Call Me Maker is your unofficial spoiler-free True Blood rewatch podcast co-hosted by Simone Les and Michelle Martinelli.

CW: sexual assault, gore, blood, violence, and drug use

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WE FINALLY LEARN WHAT A MAKER IS! This is one where Simone can't remember Christopher McCandless and Michelle is not engaged. We're discussing S1E10 "I Don't Wanna Know" and doing our inner child work (spoiler** YOU KILL IT!) We're touching on the namesake of the pod, boots, maps, makeup and crawdads, and we can't wait to hear your thoughts in our "Hottest Moment of the Ep" poll.

Call Me Maker is your unofficial spoiler-free True Blood rewatch podcast co-hosted by Simone Les and Michelle Martinelli.

CW: violence against children, gore, sex work

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IT'S A MURDER ON THE FRONTAL LOBE! This is the one where Simone is making an excellent recovery from her lobotomy and Michelle can't stop talking about "Saltburn". It's also the one where we discuss S1E9 "Plaisir d'amour" and why we don't wanna have sex on acid. We were unanimous on our decision for hottest moment of the ep, so you'll have to submit your own additions in the Q&A after the episode!

Call Me Maker is your unofficial spoiler-free True Blood rewatch podcast co-hosted by Simone Les and Michelle Martinelli.

CW: graphic sex, addiction, gore

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OUR FIRST EPISODE OF 2024! This is the one where we discuss S1E8 "The Fourth Man in the Fire", Simone names our new opening segment, and Michelle uses the phrase "knock it out of the house" as if that's a thing people say. We're back from our holiday hiatus to talk bath time, graveyard *trysts*, gay representation, and how much Orlando Bloom was paid to do LOTR (allegedly 175K)!

Call Me Maker is your unofficial spoiler-free True Blood rewatch podcast co-hosted by Simone Les and Michelle Martinelli.

CW: addiction, gore, graphic sex

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or Find Your Hosts: @sayyestotheles @michelleymartinelli

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WE'RE WATCHING PORN! It's S1E7 "Burning House of Love" and it's just us squirrel friends back together before our holiday hiatus. Simone's in finals and Michelle doesn't have a BAFTA, but WE DO HAVE an unofficial Les Mis episode of your favorite unofficial True Blood podcast. We'll be resuming our episodes on January 11th, 2024 so until then, we love you and stay away from possums. Happy Holidays!

Call Me Maker is your unofficial True Blood rewatch podcast co-hosted by Simone Les and Michelle Martinelli.

CW: molestation, substance abuse, pornography, glossolalia

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WELCOME TO THE STAGE OUR VERY FIRST GUEST!!! Today is about S1E6 "Cold Ground" and saying **yes, Chef** to the blonde bombshell herself, Willa Young. Willa is a senior copywriter and brand strategist for the food phenomenon Wonder, a True Blood diehard, and one of our dearest friends. She's here to serve it to us about shitty pies, sexual naivete, and why Sam sucks!!!

Call Me Maker is your unofficial spoiler-free True Blood rewatch podcast co-hosted by Simone Les and Michelle Martinelli.

CW: gore, substance abuse, violence, graphic sex acts, & genital mutilation

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING IT'S PARTY DAY AND SAPPHIC LOVE IS A WATER NYMPTH! S1E5 "Sparks Fly Out" has some of the best moments of True Blood's first season and we're feeling so grateful. We discuss what types of men you should not fall in love with or believe in this episode, which is everyone except Hoyt! Stay away from your local dive bars, because they're apparently full of vampires.

Call Me Maker is your unofficial spoiler-free True Blood rewatch podcast co-hosted by Simone Les and Michelle Martinelli.

CW: Drug abuse, inter-partner violence, and gore.

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WHAT ACTOR HAS SWEATY MEATBALL EYES AND SIMONE IS FEELING MUSICAL TODAY! This week we discuss S1E4 "Escape to Dragon House" *a bop*. It might be Michelle & Simone's most unhinged episode to date, we're sorry not sorry. Let's talk priapism, Judaism, and anaphylaxis!

Link to "Escape From Dragon House" by Dengue Fever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLhzl3O41bI

Call Me Maker is your unofficial spoiler-free True Blood rewatch podcast co-hosted by Simone Les and Michelle Martinelli.

CW: drug use, overdose, graphic violence, gore

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VAMPIRE BRIDES AND 45 MINUTES OF HIKING PERIL! Simone & Michelle discuss this week's episode, S1E3 "Mine". We have two piping hot new segments for you right off the presses: "An Actor Prepares" and "Don't Blink". Learn more about how the novel was adapted to make this series, how the writer's strike impacted this episode, and why Simone is traumatized.

Call Me Maker is your unofficial spoiler-free True Blood rewatch podcast co-hosted by Simone Les and Michelle Martinelli.

CW: alcoholism, sexual abuse & exploitation, mutilation

Follow the Pod on IG: @callmemakerpod

or Find your Hosts: @michelleymartinelli @sayyestotheles

Thank you so much for listening and please rate and review wherever you listen to podcasts!