It turns out the best new restaurant in your area might be your local highway! Keith decides to start a new life fighting alligators, and check with your local cops to see if they'll weigh your drugs for you! And we unleash a revolutionary new system for finding a place to sleep while on the road...

Mike Quindlen will be taking the stage Saturday, Nov 16th at Zissimos Bar in Baltimore, MD to raise money for Sharp Dressed Man.  Follow Mike at: https://www.facebook.com/mike.quindlen