Another Wasted Hour

It turns out chlamydia is more widespread than we thought! DC makes the biggest beer snake Keith's ever seen, and we've found someone more behind the times than Internet Explorer! And count on Florida to find a body spray worse than Axe...

Secret Beach's single “November Sky” is available on all streaming platforms. To connect with Secret Beach and find out about future releases and shows, follow them at: www.instagram.com/secretbeachmusic

Vodka just not cutting it anymore? This new version will fuck you up just the same, plus maybe add some eyes! Eight-year-olds are getting into edibles, and hippos run amok in Colombia! And if you can't find someone to dance, just ask a child in Utah. Apparently, they have to!

For more information and music from FreeSoul, checkout www.torreyb.com

It seems it's never too late to chase your dreams of athletic stardom! There's a conspiracy at the FCC to miscount people, and someone has made an obscene amount of money on Hot Pockets! And sadly it seems one our most rock-steady, reliable bastions of the Internet can no longer be trusted...

Check out Amanda Cunningham's latest single "Selfish Fool", available on all popular streaming services.  For more music and future concerts, visit: http://www.amandacunningham.com

Brave Republicans do their best to save helpless women from buying too many feminine products! We now have scientific proof that your pets are cuter than your spouse, and discover a new sleep aid that's just as good as the rest, only sweatier!

TheCrossover.TV creates unique live collaborative music experiences.  Their latest episode features former guests BetaMax and Most Savage Gentlemen.  Check out all their amazing videos at www.thecrossover.tv

Keith pops the lid on the most shocking conspiracy he's totally invented! It turns out W.W.J.D.M.M.A might be a thing, and the Chinese have yet another aphrodisiac I'm positive you're not interested in! And it turns out the impeachment trial is not the only controversy taking place in Congress this week...

space&time are playing Saturday, February 8th at The Pocket in Washington D.C. To find out more about this show, and the upcoming Fold Sessions, visit: www.spaceandtimeband.com

We find the hero we need in these dark times! Keith pledges himself to the new "milk or water diet," and we find a court judge who's obviously never played Halo. And while this Scotsman may be a shit bank robber, at least we can say he'd also be crap in the KKK, and isn't that a win?

The Invisibles are playing Friday, January 31st at Public Bar Live in Washington D.C.  To check out their music and for more information visit: http://theinvisiblesdc.bandcamp.com

We realize that we really need to figure out the definition of "24 hours." Keith requests trial by combat, and we discover that I'm just as advanced as a Tesla. And it turns out that vultures are doing more about the border crisis than you are...

Red Medicine is playing Thursday, January 30th at Jammin’ Java in Vienna, VA as part of the second Eskimo Bands concert series.  For more music and details visit: www.facebook.com/redmedicinerx

All aboard a rather unusual train to go rescue innocent people from...clothing bins? Ottawa gives a new meaning to the phrase "stacking bodies," and the Y2K bug was just biding its time all along! And did you know that you're already saving the planet using the Hollywood method?

Beta Max will be unveiling a limited vinyl edition of their latest album '82 at The Pie Shop in Washington D.C. on Thursday, February 27th.  For more music and shows visit www.betamaxtheband.com

We discover a healthy new way to grow our breasts! Tumbleweeds are making a sequel to the movie "Rubber," and Keith gets really excited about how it's now legal for him to snowball someone! And we start our countdown to the hot new Cabbage Patch Kids album dropping on Death Row...

Justin Trawick and the common good are playing Friday, January 17th at the Pearl Street Warehouse in Washington D.C. for his 10th annual 29th birthday show. For more of his live shows and music visit www.justintrawick.com 

If you thought you were safe from 30-50 feral hogs, have we got news for you! Roombas are the new home intruders, and apparently the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have gone rogue! And we discover a way to make money even more valuable! I wonder if it has to be worthless first...

Emma G allows us the world premier of her new single "Proud".  She will be releasing a new single very 6 weeks for the rest of the year!  Check out all her music and shows at www.emmagmusic.com