Another Wasted Hour

Do not go quietly into that good night, rage, RAGE at the fact that Popeyes is still sold out of sandwiches! We find a real life Dexter, but for addicts! And we knew Florida is crazy, but won't believe what we found for sale down there!

The Neuro Farm has created a new Dark Wave concert series! Check them, and other bands, out at Dark Wave Night 3 on Saturday, October 5th at the Pie Shop in Washington D.C. For more info and more music visit http://www.theneurofarm.com

This week! Good news! We may have found a reason to jump start Space Force! We're devestated to learn that Dairy Queen apparently DOESN'T sell human burgers, and we can add laser-wielding sex-pigs to the list of things we need to watch out for. And why did no one tell us that "fart expert" was a real job?

Mystery Friends are playing the Pie Shop in Washington D.C. on Thursday, September 5th to benefit Engineers Without Borders. For more info visit: https://www.mysteryfriendsmusic.com

We discover a whole new meaning for the phrase "fast food!" People still aren't talking about what's happening in Russia, but more importantly we discover that maybe we all shouldn't have dismissed "The Emoji Movie" so quickly! And why does the most suspicious thing about a mysterious death involve a cat?

Zen Warship is playing the Labor Day Music Festival at the Lincoln Theater in Washington D.C. on Saturday, August 31. For more info and music visit http://www.facebook.com/zenwarshipband

On this week's episode of musical whiplash! The world is reminded once again of the dangers of method-acting! The US destroys racism one chocolate at a time and Keith un-masks the identity of TV Head! And if you get in trouble for "liberty business," have we got the dress for you!

La Unica are playing Yards Park in Washington D.C. on Friday, August 23rd for the Capitol Riverfront Friday Night Concert Series. For more info and music, visit: http://www.launicamusic.com

The show's idiot brought on three different bands! Not to spoil anything, but one of them is corgi-collecting royalty! We consider making our guests knit the entire show, and we just can't figure out why everyone is so abuzz about this newest health craze.

Elizabeth II, Fellowcraft, and Cat Janice are all playing at 8pm on Friday, August 30th at Union Stage in Washington D.C. Check them all out at:

www.facebook.com/elizabethIImusic www.fellowcraftband.comwww.catjancemusic.com

If you thought Alabama Meth-Gators were bad, just wait until you hear about Florida Nuke-Crocs! And in a surprise to nobody, perverts continue to ruin things for naked people, and it turns out Mother Nature is getting her revenge by taking out our trains!

Ethan Andrew is releasing three new songs "I Am", "Hidden Hand", and a cover The Fire Theft's song "Heaven" on Monday, August 5th. For more music, info, and upcoming shows, visit: http://www.facebook.com/ethanandrewmusic

We discuss which is more terrifying: meth gators, or weaponized ticks? It turns out my court case against Keith for all the emojis he keeps sending me may be more problematic than I believed, and we learn that netflix and porn are killing the planet! I might just go aid that endeavor while I wait for this episode to bounce...

Taller Tales is releasing their new EP "Kalorama" on September 27th (Courtesy of Rad Pop Records) on all major music platforms. To find out more and see their tour schedule, visit www.tallertalesmusic.com

Keith keeps getting on me to get this show mixed, so I'm calling the cops for his "controlling behavior!" We find out that swimming with sharks is far safer than we thought, and that scientists are getting closer to unleashing a real-life B-list horror film about brains!

The Upstarters are playing Saturday, July 13th at Dangerously Delicious Pies in Washington D.C. For more music and live shows, check them out at: http://www.upstartersband.com

Germany leads the way in innovative, modern solutions to combat your local Nazis! Keith unveils his most important topics for the Democratic debates, and we discover that our greatest fear since we were young men is actually true. And have we got a new health craze you're absolutely not interested in...

Doc Pine and The Respect He Deserves are playing Sunday, July 7th at 11am for First Sunday off West Street in Annapolis, MD. For more shows and music visit: https://www.facebook.com/Doc-Pine-The-Respect-He-Deserves-1608528449453579/

We discover the most pointless way to reduce domestic violence yet imagined! Keith's idea for how to prevent internet hacking reaches an all new low and we find a pitbull that wants to be a cop. Perfect timing to protect us from apparent attack-squirrels!

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