After Sarah dies, Abraham pushes his HR policies to breaking point to recruit his oldest servant into getting a wife for Isaac. After surpassing the lowest bar imaginable, and impressed by some new bling, Rebekah returns with the servant and finds Isaac “meditating” in a field. It’s a match made in heaven…until he insists that their first time is inside his dead mom’s tent. The awkwardness continues as Isaac and Ishmael reunite for Abraham’s funeral and God gets sloppy drunk and botches the eulogy. (Genesis 23:1-25:18)