Most of these are actual nicknames, earned in the combat of life experience. Others I've invented to mask real identities. I hope you enjoy them all and use this chapter as a clarifying reference should you get lost in the variety of characters from my stories.

What else do you get for a co-worker on her birthday other than the primal fantasy of being manhandled by a fireman?

The escapades of my first love.

The best pranks are the ones you don't see coming.

It's common courtesy to alert your partner that you're about to cum during a blow job. But do you let them know when you're about to throw up also?

What would you do when someone masturbates next to you at a public urinal?

What else would you get your girlfriend for her 21st birthday other than a celebratory faux kidnapping?

I'd rather be ashamed than regretful, afraid than bored. My real name is not Cameron Arrow. I use this pseudonym to protect those I've wronged, manipulated, and/or otherwise annoyed from further abuse in my re-telling of stories. All of these stories are true. Only the names have been altered to protect the innocent... and the guilty.

I look forward to hanging out with you on my confessionary journey.