Follow along as we discuss whether being turned into a dolphin by Mr. D is actually a pro, or con, while Percy is given his first prophecy. This of course leads to the question of whether Chiron should have given Percy a pen and paper to write some of all this information down...and if the method of propechy delivery is the reason so many demigods die on quests. Oh, and Lea gets to discuss her father and his favourite oracle in the myth section.

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Campers! Today we follow Percy as he asks a lot of questions that aren't answered (surprise, surprise!) and venture into the mess that is cabin 11. We meet Luke, Suz is swooning somewhere, and Percy gets up close and personal with a toilet with the help of a daughter of Ares.

Watch us discuss Percy trying to work out what is real and not real as he wakes up at the infamous summer camp his dad wanted to send him to... Like, what do you mean the greek gods are alive and kicking? And what do you mean they're in New York... and holy guacamole, is that man a horse?

Today we learn that a satyr has goat legs, not donkey legs (a very important distinction, lest you wanna get trampled), and that Grover has been sent to protect Percy from mysterious forces, which is why they are now on their way to previously discussed mysterious summer camp. Then Gabe's car gets hit by lightning and Sally Jackson becomes the champion of bull fighting.

We meet Percy's favourite person in the world, his least favourite person in the world, and are introduced to the wonder of blue food. Follow along as we're finally introduced to Sally Jackson, his stinky stepfather, and hear more about Percy's mysterious dad. Just as things are getting out of hand, Grover shows up without his pants. We discuss the myths of Herakles, the eagle, and the horse... but also, what is all this fuss about a summer camp?

Percy is once again expelled, but he can't find it in himself to care. He does however care about the weird conversation he overhears Mr. Brunner and Grover having, but when he confronts Grover, he is interrupted by three old ladies who are knitting what are possibly the biggest socks in the world.

Come along as we begin our story in New York, where troubled kid Percy Jackson tries his best not to get expelled. Again. He reallly should have decked Nancy Bobofit when he had the chance.