We're here to take you on a country hike to the 2017 classic Campfire Kiss starring Danica McKellar and Paul Greene. With Dana as a sort of uptight maths teacher and Steve as a jerky boss of the jerk store will they find love while up a mountain or something. I dunno. They don't eat each other like in Alive anyway.You'll learn how to tell the difference between a horse and water feature, why just eating pork is bad for your tummy, the dangers of slight inclines and why kids love to watch grown ups do a deep kiss on each other.

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