"This is the way the podcast ends

Not with a bang but a whimper"

And with that kids, we are done. After nearly 200 episodes we have decided to call it a day. For purely altruistic reasons and not for reasons we cannot discuss.

So thank you all for listening throughout the years.

Do Not Delete The Feed.

Something is coming, in the darkness.

It cannot be seen, or stopped.

This is the link to the Petition we mention at the start about one chode getting his pants in a bunch about a book so go sign it and don't let these pricks tell you how to live.

https://chng.it/Jq64bzcdq7

We are once again somehow in the Craig Charles Universe as we dive headlong into the 2000 C Channel 5 show "Jailbreak" which is sort of like if Big Brother watched The Great Escape while very very drunk.

Contestants have to escape from a fake prison by solving clues so esoteric its baffling. But you can win 100 grand so that's nice.

watch the whole glorious thing here yeah?

https://youtu.be/slUeKg-zbRA?si=07zPIvujtjHs34RZ

This week we are joined by the fantastic Silent Mark, the worlds last true Renaissance man to take us through a bit of a forgotten British comedy gem, 2005's Dead Man Weds written by Dave Spikey and starring him and Johnny Vegas in a sort of earlier, better version of The Paper but with more nob jokes.

Also available on youtube if you like that sort of thing

This week we are joined by the fantastic Gadget off of that Modern Escapism to take you through the story of a man who dared to dream but the dream was actually a dogshit sandwich covered in wasps. It is the classic episode of Grand Designs where Edward tries to build some kind of weird "lighthouse" on the coast but it is an absolute farce. The grounds to hard, the winds to strong and making things round is really really stupid.

But we have fun, and that is the main thing.

How do?

The time has come for us to cover something that I have wanted to do for so long, the 1970s glorious mess that is The Indoor League. Its pub games but everyone is in beige and its a gorgeous thing. We are joined by Tom from Everything We Learned From The Simpsons as he is reet proper northern and that.

This is also available on YouTube and there's little extra jokes in there that I done and that. I learned video editing, sort of. Anyways, go watch and subscribe if you like that sort of thing. Be nice wouldn't it and cost you nothing

Something a little unusual from us this week as its a film from this year! I know right?

We are joined by the fantastic Ryan from Immaterial Gamers to go through what is quite possibly the worst film we have ever covered. Worse then Lady Circus, worse the that one with the clowns mucking about in the dark. It real bad folks.

You'll find out all about Pratfall Towers, why Amazon are great (honest), appropriate torniquet materials and why you should always turn left at the Han Solo.

So Castaway 2000 is now long behind us, and bereft of new ideas of things to do we decided to just go back to doing great bad films. And what a way to start off!

When an industrial mangle/steampress develops a taste for human blood only one cop, one old man and guy that possibly was in Pink Floyd can stop it. Starring Buffalo Bill and Freddie Krueger what we have is some of the most insane nonsense. And its great.

You'll hear all about antacids, lathes and what constitutes a morgue.

Our time on the island has come to an end and about halfway through this we decided to write down what we thought happened to the castaways once they left the island.

Some of it is true.

Normal service will resume soon but if you have anything you want us to possibly cover you can get us in all the usual places yeah?

And just like that its all over.

After a year on the island, our beloved Castaways are leaving and we get another sort of highlights package of the time they spent together as well as some new stuff about the lovely Christmas they had (minus the ham) and some other bits and pieces. We also get to see them leave the island for the last time and honestly, it's all very very emotional.

Thank you all for coming on this journey with us, its been informative, fun and educational (like 30 thousand dead English)

If you do want to watch along with us, this is where we watched and you honestly really should too.

https://youtube.com/@horgabostorbust?si=WKVnyD5At5LlzPHP

Thank you

The end is in sight for our castaways as they prepare to leave Taransay for the last time and we get some greatest moments, some behind the scenes bonus footage and Ray pops up to do some... Ray things.

We also find out about teabags, kebab talk and the mysterious Taransay 5 is revealed!