We're experiencing a heatwave in the UK right now so what better way to cool of then diving headfirst into Ice Warriors — ITV's baffling attempt to combine Gladiators, Mad Max, ice hockey, figure skating, time travel, and whatever was left in the props department after Robot Wars finished filming.
Join us as we try to answer life's biggest questions:
🧊 Why did future warriors travel back to Manchester in 1998?
🧊 Is Rax the Destroyer actually just a very aggressive teaching assistant?
🧊 Who thought "Porcupine" was a sensible name for a game involving a shopping trolley on ice?
🧊 Why are there SO MANY Ice Warriors?
🧊 What exactly is the "Book of Duros" and why does it sound like something found in a motorway service station?
Featuring:
⚔️ Danny Bear looking thoroughly unimpressed
⚔️ The Ice Master speaking exclusively in cryptic fortune-cookie wisdom
⚔️ A tiny goblin called Schnaps
⚔️ Shotgun Tony
⚔️ Future sports, future fashion, and future confusion
⚔️ More lore than anyone involved was prepared to explain
By the end we're left with only one conclusion: this show may have been a complete disaster... but we absolutely loved it.
💬 Did you watch Ice Warriors when it originally aired?
💬 Which Ice Warrior would be your champion?
💬 And what was actually inside all those pockets?
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