This week on Camping Them Softly, The Toxic Teacher goes full DEFCON 1 on the DBD community. We’re talking racist survivor mains, sexist tournament clowns, and a Twitter post so offensively stupid it compared killers to Israel and survivors to Palestine. And somehow—somehow—that’s not even the dumbest part.

Also on deck: BHVR’s “Design Preview” surveys get roasted like a spaghetti Western, Nicky AI Dente drops a Trickster rework so Italian it might summon a meatball-based apocalypse, and Kozani, Greece becomes ground zero for the dumbest international incident in podcast history.

TOXIC BODY COUNT (Ep. 48 Edition):

• 🔥 Rants against racist/sexist dumbasses: 6
• 🎯 Influencer callouts (name withheld, but you know who you are): 0
• 🧠 “Merit-based” gatekeeping obliterations: 3
• 🍝 Mentions of Nicky’s pasta revenge plot: 9
• 🧂 Survivor mains blamed for things they didn’t do (or did): 4
• 👵 Golden Girls references: 2
• 🌍 Countries accidentally insulted: At least 3
• 🧸 “Build-a-F**king-Bear” jokes: 2
• 💣 F-bombs: ~47 (give or take a marinara stain)
• 💀 Earl Grey slander: heavy and righteous
• 📜 Rock opera teases: 1
• 🇬🇷 Kozani flashbacks involving smuggled sauce and crumpet shurikens: 1 epic tale
• 🤬 Listeners alienated by brutal honesty: TBD, but totally worth it

If you're looking for feel-good community vibes, this ain't it. But if you want chaos, truth bombs, and the unfiltered gospel of the fog—welcome home.

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This episode is nearly 2 hours of STUPID!

Let's look at Kenneth Karnacki (aka Ken Kaneki), half-nerd, half-ghoul who gets nearly killed by a dude named Jason. We also discuss his perks and potential synergy (some, but not a lot).

Get ready for:

12 killer nerfs and survivor buffs: We dissect the latest bullsh*t.

4 wild moments while stealing a large machine: mayhem in South Carolina.

7,000 anime trops that I can't stand.

AND...

1 song sung by a humanoid snake: WTF?

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This week, we figure out 8.6.0 is going to SUCK for Dead by Daylight K mains! Also we talk to Nicky and he teaches us about pool parties!

This episode features:

2 pool technicians!

12 Killer nerfs!

8 Survivor buffs!

50+ chaotic moments!

3 bold predictions that survivor mains won't be able to handle!

27 seconds - teaser of a rock opera in progress!

Whether you're a killer main feeling the pain of another nerf-heavy patch or simply enjoy chaotic podcasting with unexpected AI drama, episode 46 delivers the unfiltered Dead by Daylight commentary you won't find anywhere else. Subscribe now and join the loudest, most unapologetic DBD community around.

NOTE: Here's the song I mentioned.

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This epiosde is Part 2 of our Sh*tty Survivor Deep dive in Dead by Daylight with SABLE WARD (ew!).

We dissect the lore, gameplay, stupid perks, and how useless players typically are who pick her!

 This episode features:
Sable Ward Exposed – Lore, gameplay, and why people pick her (and suck!)
Killer Main Struggles – How BHVR continues to punish us while survivors get buffed into godhood.
Post-Covid DBD Playerbase Shift – How did COVID affect DbD's player count?
💀 The Great Content Lull – WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING?
A Detour to County Clare – Because of course, we’re going off the rails to talk about hurling matches and chaos.

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In episode 44, we discuss how "Quality of Life" probably means "keep it imbalanced and make killers miserable".

Festivities include:

• Anti-Killer Nerfs: Fixing hit validation UI bugs so the game finally stops running like it’s powered by a dying hamster—but don’t expect any real balance for killer mains.
• The Anti-Italian Agenda: Where’s our ghostface with a pinstripe suit? BHVR’s half-assed cosmetic fixes only prove they still hate proper Italian representation.
• Matchmaking Mayhem: Explosive debates on how survivor perks and four-stack flashlight squads are rigging the game, leaving killer mains fighting in a rigged gulag.
• Lazy “Quality of Life” BS: A whole year of updates that are nothing more than fancy words to cover up BHVR’s unwillingness to fix what matters.

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This episode includes:

Spaghetti with butter? GROSS!

A BIG METAL TOWER? EW!

Survivor complaints! Too many to count!

AND ONE EPIC SONG FROM AN UPCOMING ROCK OPERA!

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In this episode, you'll hear some Dead by Daylight stuff, and also garbage!

Festivities include:

1. 2 outrageous patch rants that leave no survivor unscathed.
2. 4 wild Italian New Year traditions that defy logic and common sense.
3. 7 hysterical survivor rankings that pinpoint exactly who deserves the worst.
4. 1 epic Nagoya phone fiasco that ties the madness together.

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Some Dead by Daylight talk, but a lot of other crap.

Festivities include:

1. 1 Record-Breaking Moment: We celebrate our fastest downloaded episode ever—thanks to you, our loyal listeners!
2. 4 Flashlight Fiascos: A wild rant on how Chaos Shuffle’s quartet of flashlights leaves killers completely exposed.
3. 3 Killer Insights: Deep-diving into match-making mysteries and survivor perk conspiracies (with a special focus on Kindred’s puzzling impact).
4. 2 Must-Visit Spots in Parsons, Tennessee: An on-the-fly tour of Little Josh's Catfish House and the local gems that make this town unique.
5. A Classic Survivor Rant: Enjoy our infamous "Survivors Saying Stupid Sh*t" segment, dishing out the raw truth about DBD gameplay.

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This episode features:
One severely hyped up host
2 good challenge ideas!
Over 20 F*cks
Quite a few sh*ts
One reference to Steve Jobs and SATAN!
AND 3 AMAZING AI songs!

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This episode includes:

1 cup of marinara
2 of the best AI songs ever created
Approximately 27 airhorn blasts
A few thank yous
AND A HOST WHO MIGHT BE A PSYCHIC!

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