Hello friend - Big Cigarette™ is working overtime in the emotional labor department and is currently at capacity. Is there someone else you can talk to? Text Joe30330 to receive affirmations. This week, we're afraid of the internet. We chat about some *buzz words* - the evolution of #tradwife - parasocial relationships - if (April) leaves a suicide note, it will be a hyperlink to the new Fox singing competition, Alter Ego. We're simply unlike other women. xo

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