AMPies, if you remember back in Season 2 of The AMPire Diaries, there was a moment (in Episode 22)where co-host Morgan learned many, many bad things about Lea Michele in real-time. In the episode itself, those moments were edited out to keep the flow of the episode. But now, in honor of Morgan's birthday, you can finally listen to those moments as a standalone.

CANCEL CORNER: Lea Michele (BONUS -- From the Vault)

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 113: The Originals - “The Devil Is Damned”

Ah, Finncent. Ah, Freya. Ah, Elijah. This season of television really gives it all to us, doesn’t it, AMPies? And don’t even get us started on the Hayley and Marcel messsaround. Or… do get us started. Because this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “The Devil Is Damned” (Season 2, Episode 13). Which means we’re talking:

- IS the Devil damned?
- Which Mikaelson siblings we're shipping this week.
- The Elf. (We really go in on him this time.)
- Freya's loveable crazy eyes.
- Original Original Finn.
- The show's love... pentagon?
- Elijah Mikaelson and his chores. Cat sound.
- The "This Body is Incredible" Moment of the Week.
- Gerald and Hayley's "precious gifts."
- Klaus' one good point.
- What if a baby... was a genius?
- A whole lot of freak shit.

“FAMILY IS POWER” (“The Devil Is Damned”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “The Devil Is Damned”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VvfUYHGvjM
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The Devil Is Damned”: “Alphas” bending the knee to Gerald (one of the many pre-marriage rituals)

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 112: The Vampire Diaries - “The Day I Tried To Live”

It’s Bonnie’s birthday, so naturally: She’s fulfilling a suicide pact! (Hold for applause in the form of tears.) Because this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “The Day I Tried To Live” (Season 6, Episode 13). Which means we’re talking:

- Unpacking the Enzo vortex, featuring Sarah Salvatore (legit).
- Kai… with feelings?
- Jeremy needing limits. DO NOT give him that pill.
- Caroline’s deep dark truth.
- Twin. Pretty weird, huh?
- Protecting Television’s Melinda Clarke at all costs.
- Fic and counter-fic.
- Sometimes Stefan Salvatore is just Paul Wesley.
- Preventing another “Bloodletting” from happening... all inside of Liv’s dorm room.
- Remembering (?) the Season 4 finale of The Vampire Diaries.
- Dave from Happy Endings.

And you’ll never guess WHO’S with Jeremy.

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BONNIE” (“The Day I Tried To Live”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “The Day I Tried To Live”:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DvFdOahufA
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The Day I Tried To Live”: Bonnie’s birthday :( 

The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts (except for Spotify).

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 111: The Originals - “Sanctuary”

As a wise woman once said, “Us girls gotta stick together.” And you know what? She was really onto something. So let’s get into it, girlies! This week, AMPies, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “Sanctuary” (Season 2, Episode 12). Which means we’re talking:

- SHE'S HERE. (For real this time.)
- Tender-loving neck snaps.
- The elf inside.
- Bayou Bitches.
- The sapphic energy of skipping rocks.
- Feminism Day: Asylum. GIRL POWER!
- A classic Jill Defiel "ENOUGH."
- REALLY bad accent work.
- Just how hot Finncent is. (Spoiler alert: It’s pretty dang hot.)
- Being even hornier for the pairing of Rebekah/Klaus.

“THE GIRL IN BLACK” (“Sanctuary”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
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The Official CW Promo for “Sanctuary”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3wgdv1t0iQ
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Sanctuary”: Like we said, Feminism Day: Asylum (also: prelude to a wolfie wedding)

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 110: The Vampire Diaries - “Prayer For the Dying”

AMPies, catch us outside (ESPECIALLY if you’re Luke Parker), because this week, AMPies, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Prayer For the Dying” (Season 6, Episode 12). Which means we’re talking (and “horning” through):

- A "fun" time of an episode.
- Luke's dumb little face.
- Another hot daddy antagonist. 
- New LaToya Delena rant just dropped.
- Things that make us 12 years old (and cry like little 12 year olds). You know, like SNICK.
- IS this a good Tyler Lockwood episode?
- The hunt for a non-white “Colin Phelps.”
- Reclaiming January 6.
- Stelena asking each other, “Are you stupid?”
- Luke: The Surefire Winner of the Merge.
- Bill Defiel.
- Which Jenner is “Pepsi?”
- Liz Forbes: Steroline Warrior.

“THE MERGE” (“Prayer For the Dying”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
Email us! theampirediariespod@gmail.com and fatherkieran1@gmail.com
Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod
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The Official CW Promo for “Prayer For the Dying”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVFhUVefMpc
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Prayer For the Dying”: THE DANG MERGE, BABY

The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts.

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BONUS: The AMPire Diaries Presents… Father Kieran Konfessional (2023 Edition)

Hark! The herald AMPies sing. Oh yes, it is that time of year again, AMPies. Please, please, please: salute. Much like Ross and Rachel once were—though that will NEVER excuse Ross sleeping with another woman, like, an hour later—we are on an AMPire Diaries break. But you know who’s not on a break? You know who never sleeps? Musical artist P!NK. No, fuck. Wait. We meant to say The Originals character Father Kieran. Sure, he’s dead now. But he’s gone but not forgotten. And have you seen how hot Todd Stashwick is on Star Trek: Picard? Come on. Which is why it’s time for 2023’s much-anticipated Father Kieran Konfessional episode!

What started as a way to gain intel from the AMPie Diaries’ Patreon (subscribe today!) Discord about whether they wanted to “SMASH” or “PASS” on The Originals’ Father Kieran (fatherkieran1@gmail.com) has now become a totally legit way for your AMPie Queens to absolve our AMPies of their sins. And trust us—y’all do a lot of sinning. Baby Jesus would be so proud of us.

***IMPORTANT BUT WEIRD TECHNOLOGY WARNING*** So, as you might notice as you listen, originally, this episode was somewhat marred by LaToya’s actual mic not being on up top. (So instead, you got computer audio.) But then, through the power of her amazing post-production skills, she was able to fix the issue… to the point that it never really sounded like there was an issue at all. But prior to that fix, LaToya had to edit in a bit. So please, just accept the bit.

***HORNY WARNING*** Oh yeah, we’re still naughty here. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

CANCEL CORNER: Lea Michele (BONUS -- From the Vault)

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