CancerHouse

Guess who's back in the motherfucking house??!! Cardi B slaps on road trips.

"Last night I saw you in my dreams, now I can't wait to go to sleep..."

The past tense of shit is shat.

More of the content you've come to know and shrug your shoulders about. Hashtag no growth. Hashtag no character arc. Hashtag lame.

I mean, what is this even about? Some serious CSI internet sleuth nonsense trying to discern who took advantage of Demi Lovato in 2008... apparently I am loud and woke my husband from his slumber. Haha, get over it. You married a loud ass bitch.

More of the same, prepare to be underwhelmed. I love you all. Xoxo. Chicken emoji, goat noise.

More of the nonsense you've grown to know and love, or, at least, tolerate. I love you all.

Could be triggering if you don't enjoy listening to some basic ass bitch talk diet and weight gain. A close look at the design powerhouse Christian Audigier, the man responsible for such gems as Ed Hardy and Von Dutch. Fucking kill me. Is it a thong or a midcentury maxipad with belt?

You know when you record something just to avoid your chores, this is that something. Love you all.

Can you tell that I drank a big green tea right before recording this?