1- Go back to your baby desk and watch Schoolhouse Rock. 2- I just need to practice lying. 3- Candace, please shut up for Christmas. 4- You’re under arrest for spreading a REAL virus 5- Rolling coal for assholes 6- Do not say stay home from your Mexican resort 7- Bankruptcy to billions. NICE.

#300: Candace Please

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1- Cancer sucks
2- Rats get fat and good men die
3- I’ll just use gas
4- Take care of you
5- Rules to live by
6- Thanks for the memories

#385: Here's To You, Matt

1- Trump NFT: only $99. Great War on Christmas gift.
2- I’m not goin' to jail for him… Yes, you are.
3- No, it isn’t the party of Lincoln.
4- We almost got it right
5- Can we talk?

#384: Baked Alaska

1- Brittney is out
2- It's Werewolfing time
3- Cheating Works
4- Black robe by day, white robe by night
5- Thanks, Trevor.

#383: No Truth Required

1- I don’t like Black mass shooters
2- There’s 2 white supremacists at Mar a Lago
3- How is Herschel not winning? He was gonna go to law school.
4- Freedom of speech we approve of
5- Same-sex marriage saved
6- Corporate crime aka business as usual
7- Merry Christmas

#382: Wisdom Teeth

1- Dems got Senate, Republicans got House. Nothing gets done.
2- Sorry, Kari, elections are real.
3- A prophet gets his wish
4- Hershel, vampires, werewolves, and child care. Observably stupid.
5- LA wins. Sherriff, Mayor, People.
6- Chappelle gotta Chappelle and we love it
7- Find me at rebelHQ TYT.com and Zofunny on IG Love ya

#300: Candace Please

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