Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1- Cancer sucks
2- Rats get fat and good men die
3- I’ll just use gas
4- Take care of you
5- Rules to live by
6- Thanks for the memories

1- Trump NFT: only $99. Great War on Christmas gift.
2- I’m not goin' to jail for him… Yes, you are.
3- No, it isn’t the party of Lincoln.
4- We almost got it right
5- Can we talk?

1- Brittney is out
2- It's Werewolfing time
3- Cheating Works
4- Black robe by day, white robe by night
5- Thanks, Trevor.

1- I don’t like Black mass shooters
2- There’s 2 white supremacists at Mar a Lago
3- How is Herschel not winning? He was gonna go to law school.
4- Freedom of speech we approve of
5- Same-sex marriage saved
6- Corporate crime aka business as usual
7- Merry Christmas

1- Dems got Senate, Republicans got House. Nothing gets done.
2- Sorry, Kari, elections are real.
3- A prophet gets his wish
4- Hershel, vampires, werewolves, and child care. Observably stupid.
5- LA wins. Sherriff, Mayor, People.
6- Chappelle gotta Chappelle and we love it
7- Find me at rebelHQ TYT.com and Zofunny on IG Love ya

1- Now they gotta explain a run-off to Herschel.
2- Sex-shamed by Boebert
3- We won by not losing big.
4- Let's fire the racist so we can elect him.
5- Twitter has Twatted

1- If it wasn’t important, they wouldn’t be trying to stop you.
2- Twitter is dead.
3- Hate speech is real.
4- What did rich white males want in 1791? Guns.
5- Kyrie is Krazy.
6- No Empathy. No Apology. No Accountability.

1- Its about the children…No, it's not.
2- Herschel Walker paid for another one. Another abortion not another kid. He doesn’t pay for those.
3- Don’t debate after a stroke
4- Stop the steal or we’ll shoot
5- MTG takes a bath with Trump and it's beautiful.
6- Hello, Pot, This is Kettle.
7- Shirley Raines life matters
8- Ye is not winning
9- California economy is number 4 IN THE WORLD. Sorry, Texas, you’re number 10. Thats far below 4, if you’re counting.

1- 1400 to 18. They win, you lose.
2- I got a badge. You got a badge. Everybody got a badge.
3- Good ole racism. When all else fails...
4- Drunk Driving? C’mon down to Georgia.
5- She’s just too smart
6- Sorry, mom. Do you have your kids DNA?
7- That is not presidential ice cream

1- Mitch McConnell just won’t quit
2- LA City Council a racist mess
3- Get in the union
4- You don’t have to go to China to hire children
5- Why didn’t I buy Apple?