Why does no one want to socialize aftyer work anymore? Did Mexico just discover real-life aliens? With regards to the human body, what is the hallux? There's a new perfume that smells like...the Yellow Pages?

It is Thursday, September 14th.

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This decongestant just DOESN'T work? Do you care about another new iPhone? After Boardwalk and Park Place, what is the next most expensive property in the game Monopoly? What slang did you use when you were young that you don’t think we would understand?

It is Wednesday, September 13th.

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If kids are reading less, what are the doing? There's ONE guy with every remaining incandescent light bulb? What's up with Aggieland Humane Society wi/ Katrina Ross?

It is Tuesday September 12th.

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If you're a man, would you be uncomfortable putting sunscreen on another man's back? Who was the first person to suggest Daylight Savings Times? Can we turn Bongos by Cardi B into our own MAD LIBS?

It is Monday, September 11th.

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Has our next national nighmare come true? What's the nickname that you have for your grandparents? Would you buy Shrek Crocs? If you work with younger co-workers, what was “the moment” you knew you were old? What was the first movie to be rated PG-13?

It is Friday, September 8th.

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What are the best and worst cities for surviving a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE? Would you eat caffeinated ramen? How are we feeling abou the Aggies in OMGCFB w/ David Nuño? Hamilton Kindley Field international airport is in which country?

It is Thursday, September 7th.

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We're STILL self-conscious about the same things from high school? Do you sleepwalk? What's goin on with Brazos Valley Gives w/ Molly Watson? Among land animals, what species has the largest eyes?

It is Wednesday, September 6th.

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The idea of "opposites attract" is a lie? Would you try cottage cheese popsicles? Who's dog snuck into a Metallica show? A URL on Paw Patrol snacks linked to a WHAT website? What is the capital city of Paraguay?

It is Tuesday, September 5th.

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Should you open mail addressed to your partner? What's your partner's name in your phone? What's in store for your future w/ Psychic Suzanna?

It is Monday, September 4th.

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