England World Domination - CBCT

So, we were meant to have Shoaib Malik on the show. Unfortunately, he got held up at the passport office, and instead of appearing, his agent rang us half way through the recording to apologise for his no-show. That bit is probably the most interesting part of the podcast.

But being professionals, we carried on like troopers.

Subjects discussed this week.

- Five No-Sho-aib Malik things you probably didn't know

- Mickey Arthur returns

- Points

- The upcoming Australia / West Indies / South Africa tri series

- Are you smarter than a 5th Grade cricketer

- Something about Shane Warne

- Something about racism and all the the other isms

- Cricket at the Olympics

- Plenty of listener questions with prizes given away courtesy of The Game;

- plus the famous Muller Award.

No-Sho-aib Malik - CBCT

The great man David "Bumble" Lloyd joins us in this week's edition of the show.

We get stuck into:

- What means more? An Accrington Stanley promotion or an Ashes win?

- His thoughts on Jade Dernbach;

- Shane Warne 1991;

- The day Thommo smashed his protector;

- His extremely random favourite song;

- Tips on growing potatoes;

- Allan Donald and swing bowling;

- Why aren't bowlers ever made Test captain;

- The "Are you smarter than a 5th grade cricketer" quiz;

- A new "Talking Out Of Intern" segment;

- Plenty of listener questions with prizes given away courtesy of The Game;

plus the famous Muller Award.

Is Bumble Smarter Than A 5th Grade Cricketer - CBCT

Always a pleasure to be invited to chat on South Africa's "Cliff Central Radio" with Ben Karpinski.

Things get quite heated and the sledging goes into overdrive as we debate why the Saffas should be playing a pink ball Test against Australia this summer.

South Africa's Pink Ball Cowardice - CBCT

Can't Boldy, Can't Throw Emergency Podcast

On the occasion of Kyly Clarke (nee Boldy) releasing her inspiring coffee table book of mantras and wisdom, Cat Jones (@cricketbatcat) and Dan Liebke (@liebcricket) have recorded this emergency podcast without Dennis's knowledge or permission.

Read Kyly's musings about Mankading, Mitch's marriage and mandatory helmets

What advice does Kyly have for Mohammad Amir?

Why is KP a recurrent theme throughout her book?

What does Aaron Finch remind her of?

And find out who earned the quote. You can either be happy or right, you choose! (Hint: it's not Nigel Llong).

Others assisted by the wisdom of Kyly's book include WT20 Finalists, IPL commentators and players, England county cricketers and the Wisden Cricketers of the Year.

EMERGENCY PODCAST - Can't Boldy Can't Throw - CBCT

I've created a DJ Bravo "Champion" ringtone for you.

Take a listen.

Follow these instructions on how to get it onto your phone. It's quite easy:

http://dennisdoescricket.com/dj-bravo-champion-ringtone/