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Jessica returns to the pod to honestly help Mallory break down all her overly intense feelings about Avengers: Infinity War. This podcast was really hard not to have spoilers in and for that we deeply apologize – but we do hope you enjoy us fawning over the three great Chrises of Hollywood.

Spoilers begin at 19:04.

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Mark and Mallory use this episode on The Death of Stalin to try to break down two things they know nothing about before this week: Soviet politics in the mid-50s and how to pronounce Steve Buscemi's last name. 

We also talk a lot about Armageddon, too, because that's what this podcast is really about.

Check out cantfixthatpodcast.com to get in contact with Mallory and other fun things. Most importantly, follow Mallory (@sh1re) on Letterboxd: the best movie app out there for logging reviews and making lists. (I promise I'm not sponsored, I just love Letterboxd.) Also, check out some nondescript TV shows that are on-air to see some of Mark's works as a tracking artist. 

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Mallory and Matt, two self-proclaimed movie addicts, join forces to break down what feels like every single noise of A Quiet Place. Listen for rants and raves about the current state of the horror genre and how the art of suspense is so integral to its success. Check out cantfixthatpodcast.com to get in contact with Mallory and other fun things. Most importantly, follow Matt (@matthill) and Mallory (@sh1re) on Letterboxd, the best movie app out there for logging reviews and making lists. (I promise I'm not sponsored, I just love Letterboxd.) Instagram: @cantfixthatpodcast Twitter: @cantfixthatpod

Mallory is joined by her best friend Brice to examine the latest installment in teen rom-coms with a fresh perspective, Love, Simon. Tune in for an in-depth analysis of how much we adore that drama teacher, despise Martin, and truly came to fall in love with this movie.

As always timestamps are provided below so you can skip to topics that peak your interest: 

0:00 – Intro

2:52 – Spoiler-Free Overall Thoughts

7:27 – The Stylization of Blue (Spoilers begin here)

14:47 – This Movie is Important

20:44 – Simon's Choices

25:41 – Parents, Man & Coming Out

37:59 – This Hella Upper Middle Class High School

44:24 – Teachers Are Funny, Too (?)

54:42 – Martin Sucks – Can I Get an Amen?

1:06:45 – Leah Loves Who?

1:17:31 – The Big Blue-veal 

1:21:26 – Grades

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Join Mallory and Patrick as they discuss the latest Wes Anderson stop motion film that truly is the Iliad for dog-kind, Isle of Dogs. From a setting that truly speaks to Mallory's trash obsession and a perfectly penned hacker character for our resident software engineer, Patrick, Isle of Dogs certainly resonated with us while viewing – but did it live up to the hype?

As always timestamps are provided below so you can skip to topics that peak your interest: 

0:00 – Intro

2:52 – Spoiler-free Overall Thoughts

8:13 – Favorite Characters (Spoilers begin here)

16:56 – Visuals & Setting

21:17 – The Power of Misinformation & Xenophobia

30:26 – The Many Plot Reveals

49:32 – The Human Element & The Politics

56:24 – A Major Mayor Decision

1:05:56 – Where Isle of Dogs Fits in Wes Anderson's Filmography

1:15:00 – Grades

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Mallory and Jessica discuss all things Ready Player One in a spoiler-filled three-hour podcast epic. Get ready to dissect nearly every moment of the adaptation from the intense popularity of 80s nostalgia all the way down to the Art3mis' outfit in the final shots of the movie (spoiler: it's wack). For your benefit, here are some timestamps for major topic changes: 0:00 – Intro 4:15 – Thoughts on the Novel 20:21 – Initial Movie Opinions & Changes to the Keys 34:28 – Stacks of Narration & Copper Key 58:20 – The Meeting of Art3mis & Wade (And Her Strange Friends) 1:07:45 – Our Villain, Sorento 1:13:10 – The Jade Key & Halliday Chronicles 1:28:01 – The Visuals 1:33:01 – Me & All My Friends in Columbus, Ohio 1:44:11 – Loyalty Centers & Bangs 1:52:31 – Final Battle & That Damn Van 2:21:01 – Bless Halliday’s Heart 2:37:00 – Final Thoughts & Grades For more updates, check out cantfixthatpodcast.com. Be sure to follow Mallory on Instagram @malglove and Jessica @jlinphillips