The Orange Queen came down from her week long coke bender and immediately removed most of the global tariffs once she sobered up and realized what she had done. It was all just a joke everybody: calm down Madagascar, Geez! You peasants need to get a sense of humor.

Look, the Old Queen is going to do some very crazy sh!t over the next 4 years: you idiots all knew that when you decided to put me back in power, so stop making such a big deal out of it. I'm just getting started!

Now, if you're all done with your yipping the Queen needs to get back to designing Her Majesty's next golf course in Gaza. Keep on yipping and you may very well find yourselves in a cross bar motel in El Salvador! Carry on...