Reed shares his regrets in not pursuing a career in the arts, his slow descent into reclusion, and his reasoning for carrying a dummy wallet when walking the streets of Thorold, Ontario at night. He also discusses his correspondence with a female penpal and Jay confronts him about his decision not to travel to New York for the Beauty Day premiere.

Jay and Reed address the backlash to the Inception episode, discuss signs that you are going insane, and debate what makes good film. All this, plus a head to head movie trivia showdown!

Reed gets on his horse to offer an opinion on Inception and discuss various aspects of dreaming, plus Jay and Reed reveal the winner of their celebrity Twitter contest.

Jay and Reed go on a Christmas shopping spree south of the border, and we discuss New Year\'s resolutions, medieval helmets, and the art of picking up a computer.

Reed talks about his watermelon popsicles, Beatles Rock Band, a clogged urethra and the death of MJ, among other things.

This week/month/year we talk about, among other things, Reed\'s physical deformities, the benefits of plastic surgery, the best way to preserve Star Trek waffles and Reed tries to figure out why Asian people\'s eyes are the way they are.

Reed puts his disc jockey skills to the test, and we also discuss the joys of being unemployed, bug-infested Star Trek chocolate bars and oxidization as a weapon against Terminators.

An investigation into Reed Farrington's current hermit-like state of existence, how to live below the poverty line.

The first ever Cantankerous / Fishing with Tom crossover episode! Reed and Tom talk about their favourite holiday memories and what Christmas means to them.

Reed's bargain hunting, white actors playing black characters, caveman sperm, Dawson's Creek and backing up the internet.