CAP MMA

CAP MMA

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CAP MMA episodes

  • This Commie Boy Scout Peaked in High School | A Talk Show 10

    00:00 - Welcome Erik @veryloweffortmemes

    04:18 - Comment reading 

    05:52 - Our old pal, The God of Cringe

    06:55 - Our experience with an inbred girl

    14:03 - We were good enough to get fan art

    16:17 - Our beef with Shoenice

    19:30 - Erik’s bald ass was on the News + Being an Electrician’s Apprentice

    27:46 - Our Childhood companion is now a ped0

    30:54 - Erik’s crowning achievement (Danced to the Gummy Bear song)

    35:28 - High School B0mb thre@ts

    38:13 - Jake harassed Erik’s Ex

    40:50 - 3 year old Erik tore a family apart

    45:51 - School is a pressure cooker

    47:09 - Erik’s messed up Boy Scout stories

    54:41 - Sponsor: Jake’s Weight

    55:06 - Movie of the Week: The Whale

    1:04:50 - Marvel Movies

    1:09:39 - Erik was a High School Player

    1:10:35 - Jake oiled himself up in High School

    1 hr 21 min
  • I Lost a Bet... They took Everything from me | A Talk Show 9

    00:00 - Intro

    05:10 - Comment reading

    10:50 - Andy lost a bet, becomes Charlie Chaplin

    20:11 - Jake’s first love

    22:05 - Agoraphobia

    24:45 - Andy’s first crush

    27:45 - Jake made a kid have a seizure 

    34:40 - You’re not alone

    37:31 - Steven Hawking

    40:05 - The Roast corner

    45:40 - We’re moving to Vegas

    51:55 - ACE HOOD

    1:00:15 - Jake weighs in

    1:03:15 - Movie of the Week: Manchester by the Sea

    1 hr 11 min
  • Communist vs Alt-Right REMATCH (Almost comes to blows) | A Talk Show 8

    00:00 - Welcome Erik and Tom

    04:09 - TikTok’s Opinion on Erik’s Communist Outburst

    15:04 - Kanye West

    17:32 - Free Speech Absolutism

    32:27 - Mass Sh00tings. They’re a problem.

    36:42 - BodyCam Videos are bad

    41:03 - Police talk/ Tom’s Mom’s Missing purse :(

    53:43 - Erik passed out from being too drunk and high

    58:48 - Erik’s drunkest night

    1:06:29 - Erik’s Google Review Tism

    1:17:43 - How much would you do IT for?

    1:25:14 - Welcome Gus

    1:26:01 - New Years Resolutions

    1 hr 30 min
  • Child Stars Tell All | A Talk Show 7

    Sorry for the poor quality of this episode.


    00:00 - Intro

    10:25 - Experience being child actors
    14:04 - Comment reading
    31:54 - Foreskin was homeless
    36:14 - Marriage
    44:15 - Meeting the Tailer Park Boys
    56:25 - Sponsor
    56:45 - Cory fell in love with Egg Nog
    1:01:06 - Drunk Dickson
    1:10:35 - Foreskin could have died
    1:14:38 - The effects of UV Blue
    1:16:03 - Quitting vaping, Using Zyns
    1:24:58 - The Beef between Foreskin and Dickson
    1:30:26 - Dickson falls asleep playing Rocket League
    1:31:43 - Dickson’s experience working as a Technician
    1:35:44 - Why Jake got fired
    1:40:03 - Why Andy got fired
    1:42:32 - Foreskin was the best group partner
    1:46:51 - High School doesn’t matter
    1:51:45 - Sponsor
    1:52:28 - Religion

    2 hr 8 min
  • The BEST Godzilla Movie EVER, Andy is Gay?, We're living in our Mom's Basement | A Talk Show 6
    00:00 - Intro/ We’re back in our Mom’s basement
    03:02 - Our Podcast contract
    06:34 - Comment reading
    30:17 - Godzilla Minus One Official Review
    38:20 - Weird hate comment
    42:03 - Jake literally sweat Gatorade
    47:12 - Jake weighs himself
    48:45 - Andy’s Art Teacher was a Dimepiece
    51:05 - Jake’s Science Teacher was a Dimepiece
    54:07 - Andy gets serious about his sexuality
    57:22 - Jake’s racist Tinder story
    1:02:11 - Sponsor
    1:03:26 - Andy saw a kid break his leg in half
    1:06:40 - A STRANGE night on the Beach
    1:11:11 - Ricky Bascom, come on the Podcast
    1 hr 18 min
  • Relationship Experts on the BOOGIE2988 situation, Andy's Lowest point, Afghan Rapper | A Talk Show 5
    00:00 - Intro
    01:21 - Kill Tony
    04:33 - Potential Podcast guest
    05:55 - D-Bag friends
    10:00 - Dr*gs
    11:29 - Andy’s lowest point
    20:02 - Ya Sin’s Pot Story
    22:03 - Snoop Dog is off the Zaza
    23:30 - Comment reading
    30:21 - Boogie2988 Doc reaction
    1:04:52 - Sponsor
    1:06:43 - Talking about the podcast
    1:10:17 - “My 1 Incher”
    1:11:40 - Ya Sin’s new song
    1:17:37 - Ya Sin’s hilarious Ghost Writer debacle
    1:22:12 - Ya Sin’s f*cked up freestyle verse
    1:24:26 - We broke the record for longest diss track (40 minutes)
    1 hr 26 min
  • WE RUINED A FRIENDSHIP. They Debate - Communist vs Alt-Right | A Talk Show 3
    00:00 - Intro
    01:34 - Erik and Tom’s Ugly history
    03:33 - The Day Erik broke (Video)
    04:16 - Welcome Erik and Tom
    04:55 - UV Blue
    05:35 - Erik’s Gifts
    09:08 - Tom on H*tler
    10:57 - Addressing Erik’s breaking point (Landlords)
    13:50 - Erik changed up
    17:17 - Homelessness
    21:15 - Tom’s Thoughts on being assaulted
    22:45 - Why Erik assaulted Tom
    24:00 - Mr. Beast Deez Nuts Official Review
    24:56 - Erik nearly assaults Tom (again)
    26:28 - Homelessness continued
    34:57 - American Wages
    38:23 - Support on Patreon for Early Access
    39:21 - Tom’s advice to the Homeless Audience
    40:55 - Welfare
    42:03 - Erik assaults Tom with Prime Energy
    42:27 - Hairline check
    43:24 - Tom’s political views are BS?
    44:25 - Tom disrespects the dead
    47:20 - LGBTQ Rights
    47:45 - Tom assaults Erik with Prime Energy
    50:20 - “IT” by Steven King is beyond f*cked
    53:25 - What should be allowed in schools?
    57:39 - Transgender people in Sports
    1:05:38 - Women’s Sports
    1:07:20 - Is 6 feet even tall anymore?
    1:09:13 - Jake’s 3rd weigh-in
    1:11:12 - Meta’s new Messenger AI
    1:14:55 - Elliot Yamin went from a 2 to a 10
    1:16:26 - Gus Ad
    1:16:48 - Drink Prime
    1:17:35 - Erik’s Surprising talent as a Content Creator
    1:18:40 - Jake and Erik’s sh*tty school project/ The Zune HD
    1:22:10 - More UV Blue
    1:24:15 - Tom’s Love for “Footloose”
    1:28:25 - Our High School’s “Footloose” Lead Role fell off
    1:32:35 - Drinking off cures Diabetes
    1:35:24 - The 2023 Chopstick Olympics
    1:41:21 - My Fantasy Football Punishment
    1:42:32 - Tom’s Chopstick Olympics Loss Punishment
    1 hr 44 min
  • CRINGEY CHANNEL REVIEW TIER LIST, Icks, Jake’s weight loss | A Talk Show 2
    00:00 - Intro + Gus
    02:00 - Comment reading
    11:29 - I gave a girl the ick
    18:15 - My barber messed me up
    20:45 - CCR tier list/ Behind the Meme
    24:14 - God of Cringe 1
    26:23 - chooseandyTV
    27:56 - D4NNY
    30:25 - God of Cringe 2
    32:04 - JoeysWorldTour
    33:45 - MakeMeBad35
    35:02 - Thank you Rogaine!!!
    39:36 - Marina Joyce
    41:45 - Milo Stewart
    49:24 - Onision
    51:51 - ASMR
    55:53 - Queer Kid Stuff
    57:44 - Bronies
    1:03:20 - Jake’s 2nd weigh-in
    1:07:07 - Mindless pop fans
    1:11:25 - I WILL get married in the suit from “The Mask”
    1:12:58 - Diaper fetish debacle
    1 hr 18 min
  • What happened to chooseandyTV? | A Talk Show 1
    00:00 - Intro (We suck at Podcasting)
    02:15 - Welcome Ya Sin
    03:55 - Comment reading
    07:06 - What happened to the Cringey Channel Reviews?
    10:48 - Are Phone cameras too good now?
    12:00 - AI, Brain chips
    14:54 - Elon Musk - Evil or just Autistic?
    16:51 - Elon wants to nuke Mars?
    18:53 - Cringey Channel Reviews/ Why were we gone so long?
    24:29 - YouTube Commentary era is done
    25:39 - Future of the channel
    26:58 - Joji and Plummcorp Records
    27:47 - Jake’s 1st weigh-in
    31:27 - Ya Sin’s Metabolism is strange
    34:23 - Experimental Afghan artist “Ya Sin”
    35:24 - Wacko Mastermind
    37:19 - Our history with Elon Musk
    38:25 - Long form and short form content
    39:11 - Riley Reid’s rap
    42:12 - Adam22 and Lena the Plug
    47:11 - Ya Sin is a Top G fan
    50:23 - We fell off
    53:14 - Poetry (Performance)
    58:24 - Someone actually sponsored us
    1:00:12 - Ya Sin’s health decline after drinking Dunkin’ Refreshers
    1:03:32 - Jake played in a Special Needs Soccer League
    1:07:19 - Jake and his Face App Addiction
    1:10:19 - Ya Sin’s embarrassing Planet Fitness debacle
    1 hr 13 min

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