PUTTFUCKER! PUTTFUCKER! PUTTFUCKER! YEAH!

In the dictionary - under "shit" - they posted your dumb face / Encyclopedia Volume M lists you as a mental case / Like an unsolvable math problem without any clue / You make me sick, you make me pissed, I want to stab you!

In the drifting sea of beauty you're a piece of floating trash / The fish will all swim passed you, they'll float away so fast / Even the simple creatures wouldn't give you time of day / Fuck, you're a nuisance, you're annoying, so get away!

If you were the government, they'd make you file their work / Fellow agents would make fun of you and tell everyone you're a jerk / If you were a soldier, you'd be a camouflaged joke / All the troops would kick your ass and beat you with bars of soap!

"You stupid piece of shit, I hate you! I'm going to come into your office and put an ice pick in your fucking face! Listen, you tell one more son of a bitch joke and I'm going to make you eat your own words you dick! Fuck you, I hate everything about you! GRRRR!"

***PF was originally featured on the physical version of Capaul: Surgeon General's Warning as a hidden bonus track...

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