Capricorn – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

Stoner Capricorn, what is your mission on this terrestrial plane?  In this existence hurtling through space on our spaceship Earth.  It’s a heavy question, but one worth considering once in a while. I have a friend and mentor who contemplates ‘service to self’ and ‘service to others’ as modes of personal action.  This month, the … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December →

Stoner Capricorn you are in the middle of a confluence of celestial events this November.  The word of the month is satellitium:  A group of several planets in a sign.  The Sun, Mars, and Mercury will all be visiting the Capricorn sign this month. This triumvirate of celestial bodies will bring with them a deep … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November →

My diligent stoner Capricorn, October promises to be a wonderful time period.  Even if cosmic support goes against your usual stoner directives, there will be opportunity for growth and progress.  With the connected nature of cannabis, it will be easy to float high out of your comfort zone.  The studious stoner Capricorn is one of … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope October →

Stoner Capricorn the month of September sets up to be as complex as your inner machinations.  As it is tough to pin down your stoner traits on any given day, so too will it be difficult to predict universal influence in the first Fall month. Make sure your treasure chest of cannabis strains is loaded … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September →

What a wonderful time to be a stoner Capricorn!  The final Summer month will bring blessings of opportunity and understanding to the plotting Sea-Goat. Stoner Capricorn, I understand that your primary modes are logic based, and it certainly has suited you well on our terrestrial plane.  But early in the month you will have the … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August →

Stoner Capricorn there is so much of your wonderful nature that is steeped in tradition and consistency.  But sometimes major steps of growth can come from breaking free from dependable routines. July will test the stoner Sea-Goat.  But this is a worthwhile exam.  Use the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb to break out … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July →

Stoner Capricorn Summer is finally here. You might be tempted to light up and leave all your worries behind; especially as you see your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts appear to be living the carefree life. Unfortunately, June will not provide you the same opportunity for a go-with-the-flow attitude, at least if you want to avoid … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June →

Stoner Capricorn many blessings will come your way from the current celestial alignment.  With positivity in your heart, and the sweet sensimilla in your lungs, you are more than capable of creating a magic adventure.  The universe will strengthen the natural traits of the sturdy Sea-Goat in May.  Warm cosmic waves will feel like subtle … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May →

Stoner Capricorn this April is all about letting go of negativity, toking time with the cannafam, and embarking on your next great journey. As an instinctual go-getter who appreciates predictability, these strange times are not likely jiving well with your natural energy. I know it has been difficult for you, but load the bowl, breathe … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April →

Stoner Capricorn, spring is finally here!  After a long winter spent tokin’ tough from the cozy comfort of your couch, the prospect of traveling somewhere further than the kitchen to cure your most recent case of the munchies seems exhilarating. The days are getting longer, the weather is heating up, but growing also is a … Continue reading Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March →