Captain and The Missus

Let's get spooky, y'all! This week, Oscar and Hannah trash your favorite Halloween candies, and Hannah surprisingly does not talk about pooping her pants. 

This week we talk about Cajun stuff! Also, high school. Also Hannah has more poop stories... sigh....

We got some spooky new art, y'all! This week we talk a little bit about school and holidays in the South, but mostly about pooping our pants and becoming fake poetry gods. 

Let's talk about pets, baby! We go through our extensive and very special animal history, plus the essentials every kitchen/pantry needs. Do you have special pets? Are we just bad pet parents? Hit us up on our Instagram or YouTube and let us know! 

On this week's episode we get hot and bothered... because our AC gave out and we've been bugging each other! We get into the art of antiquing, why Oscar screams randomly, and still manage to forget to talk about our new kitten. Hit us up in the ol' DMs on our Instagram page and let us know what your significant other does that drives you a little crazy! 

Episode 9 has lessons for all! Captain gets quizzed on insane celebrity baby names, the Missus learns about the 1997 North Hollywood shoot-out, and they both realize that marriage is just ruining each other's YouTube algorithms. We also go down some rabbit holes about popcorn, chewing with your mouth open, and making complicated orders at restaurants.

Is there a manners pet peeve we missed? Have a funny joke or a shout out for a friend? Can you think of a topic you'd love to hear us blabber about? Hit us up on Instagram and our new YouTube channel and let us know!

In this week's episode the Missus quizzes Captain on the wild world of Riverdale, Captain learns the Missus is into old guys with Boston accents, and they heavily judge people who order their steaks well-done. What are your silly relationship deal-breakers? Hit us up on Instagram and let us know! 

Captain serenades The Missus with the music of the Bee Gees, and gets weird for a second with Sleep Token; The Missus discusses why she cried this week (hint: it's over something very cute, very fluffy, and very much baby quail). Plus, Captain gives advice on how you too (yes, YOU!) can become the ultimate barbecue pit-master. 

Gettin' real sappy in this one y'all. We talk about why we go so well together, Oscar does chores to straighten out his life, we speak on the importance of  BBQ and medium rare steak, and Oscar's strange confusion of Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg. 

Tell us why you love your guy or gal, send us a picture of your BBQ, ask us a question, or just confirm that Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg are the same people. Send it all to @captainandthemissus on Instagram.

This week we sit on Captain's lap and have a chat about crazy little kids, The Missus getting a new car, other cars we've owned, weird people in Nebraska, and how Oscar was almost forced to adopt a Texan child. Have something you wanna say or ask? Want a shout-out? Wanna send us a picture of your dog? Send us a DM and follow us on Instagram @captainandthemissus for more shenanigans!