If a car dealer sells a van, but doesn't ask for any money, does he get to keep his plaid pants? Also, why would you put gas that's not good enough for a camp stove into your car? Meanwhile, a Dodge Colt owner faces two choices: visit a junkyard, or buy a bungee cord; and on Stump the Chumps, did Tom and Ray help Murray get his VW dealer to stop busting his chops over a warranty claim?