Lisa in Florida wonders whether her husband is full of (see Show Title), by telling her she needs to clean bird poop off her car every 24 hours. Also, spark plug wires try to escape a Sentra, while the keys refuse to exit a Maxima. And, can Hope sell her Chevy before she runs out of brain cells lost to a cracked exhaust manifold?

Lani's husband's driving has improved, but her nagging hasn't. Is there a cure for her? Meanwhile, Marg wants to know why her husband's Mazda rolled into the backyard, and how she's gonna tell him about it when he gets home from sailing around the world; a couple debates the benefits of a car colonic; and, on Stump the Chumps, did Tom and Ray's semi-divine intervention help Father Patrick?

What do you do when callers won't give the "right" answers? Tom and Ray try a new tactic: badger them until they do. Also, a couple debates whether buying a used former rental means inheriting many drivers' bad habits; one MG owner may have to solve Tommy's problem before having his addressed; and, the most creative engine removal of all time.

Spring is here, and Jilinda's backyard is bursting with--busted Volvos. Can Tom and ray help her find a way to get her husband to stop collecting them? Also, a fluid mishap has George convinced that stepping on his brakes may turn on his wipers; a med student plans an ill-advised post-graduation road trip; and on Stump the Chumps, is Mary Gordon no longer suffering One Note-itis?

When your daily commute depends on the kindness of strangers, are you allowed to give them a dope-slap? Also, Wendy in Vermont fears her struggles with her fiance's clutch will cause his Dad to think she's a ditch; Taurus owner Mike is torn between conflicting advice, and needs to know who's the genius and who's the wacko--happily, we have one of each to help him; and is there scientific evidence that one Magliozzi is smarter (or just less stupid) than the other?

Driving over a bowling ball is bad for your car, but makes for a funny story, especially when it happens in front of a topless bar. Also, Kat in San Diego wonders why she goes through brakes faster than Tommy goes through ex-wives; a Volvo begins speaking Greek; and the first results from our pseudo-scientific survey on heated seats.

Eric in Arizona is finding 100 dollar bills under the seats in his recently purchased '06 Lexus. Is it a unique rebate program? Also, the Chicago Blizzard claims a Ford Escape as victim; a dog and a Chevy Trailblazer prove a bad match; and a gift car that comes with a headache.

What's the best spare part to bring along on an extended road trip in your '64 Dodge Dart? Aside from our Show Title, we mean. Also, a case study in you should drive now, jelly later; a noxious Saab prompts a game of "Who farted" between mother and son; and is it worth it to each a teenager how to drive a stick shift?

Another voice rises in defense of the much-maligned Yugo. After all, how many cars can you garage in your living room? Also, a Lexus develops a very sweet, and expensive smell, while Eau de Skunk has taken up permanent residence in a BMW. And, bad fatherly advice leads to a very chilly Winter in Maryland. All this, plus Stump the Chumps, and lots more.

Leanne in Connecticut dreams of fashioning her own mini-snowplow for her Subaru. Her husband thinks she's nuts, but Tom and Ray think she could be the next late-night infomercial superstar. Also, a Toyota comes home from the Philippines with a bang; a new alternator puts a spark in a marriage; and Tommy drives to the Dark Side.