Two separate incidents: A bowling sized boulder in Death Valley and a stuck ignition key, elicit the same reaction--a 2-word phase beginning with, "Oh", and ending with a word we can't print here. Also, is 15,000 miles too long between oil changes, even if the car company's paying for it, one teenager gets advice guaranteed to get his parents (and their lawyer) on the phone, and St. Elmo's fire appears on a DC street?