Carl Jung said "we all have a shadow"

He then said this meant that "every day is opposites day"

He then pointed at you and said "you think you're a nice guy?"

You nodded

That was a mistake

Carl Jung climbed down from his podium and got you in a headlock 

"Say what you really think!" he screamed

You whimpered "why are you doing this?"

He squeezed until your face went red

"I know you are a nasty little f**k, admit it!"

You squealed "Yes, ok, whatever you say, just please stop"

Everyone looked at each other awkwardly as Jung heaved

You passed out

As you slumped on the floor he walked backed to the podium

He lit a cigarette, leaned back in his chair, and undid his tie. "Another shadow integrated" he said. 

A sliver of drool ran down your cheek.

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