February 19, 2018. We saved our fortune cookies for YOU. Anthony is wearing women’s pants to work! We hate saying certain words.

February 16, 2018. Carla Marie hates when guys wear sports jerseys when they aren’t going to a game! We play The Dating Game and set more people up on a date! We do a Lion King sing-a-long!

February 15, 2018. Carla Marie thinks a side effect to her pain meds is losing her voice! How did Valentine’s Day get ruined for you?! Another diary entry from Carla Marie’s middle school diary!

February 14, 2018. It’s Valentine’s Day! Anthony starts off hosting the show by himself while Carla Marie recovers from her hand surgery! Hoody gives us his Valentine’s Day playlist. Carla Marie surprises everyone in studio and gives Anthony a list of things she needs him to do for her.

February 13, 2018. We debate farting in front your significant other. Do you hate follow someone? We say BUH BYE to our consultant!

February 12, 2018. Carla Marie broke her hand! She’s looking for a new emergency contact instead of Anthony. How do you feel about Valentine’s Day? We play around of “Are You More American than Carla Marie?”

February 9, 2018. We hear more from our consultant. Carla Marie explains her gyno dilemma to Anthony: do you take your socks off?! We set more people up on a blind date!

February 8, 2018. Carla Marie and Anthony saw 50 Shades of Grey and Anthony gives us his take. Carla Marie reads us more of her middle school diary. We get another voicemail from our mean consultant.

February 7, 2018. Anthony reported a catfish account on Bumble! We debate if Adele and Sam Smith are the same person. We read from a script to see what happens.

February 6, 2018. Carla Marie wonders if she has to say goodbye to her ex’s family. Anthony decides it’s time for group sing-a-long. We have a consultant who hates our show and Dirty Little Secret.