In this episode, Carl faces a gate. Not a metaphorical one—a literal gate. It won’t open. It’s poorly designed. And it becomes the perfect scapegoat (pun entirely intended) for every pent-up emotion Carl’s been trying to quietly graze past.

This meditation explores the power of anger, the holiness of a well-placed bellow, and why sometimes, the most spiritual thing you can do… is scream.

Because not everything needs to be processed calmly. Some things deserve a roar.

In this episode, Carl explores the wildly subversive act of... doing absolutely nothing. Not as failure. Not as defeat. But as a gentle rebellion against a world that confuses motion with meaning.

Whether you’ve hit your emotional buffer wheel or simply need a moment to sprawl and breathe, this meditation invites you to lie down, let go, and remember that stillness can be its own kind of power.

Because sometimes the wisest next step... is no step at all.

In this episode, Carl gently guides us through the uncomfortable (but oddly freeing) terrain of being deeply, spectacularly wrong. Whether you’ve ever committed to a terrible idea with full confidence or delivered a speech to the wrong crowd at the wrong time in the wrong meadow—this one’s for you.

Join us for a meditation on imperfection, shame resilience, and the kind of glorious failure that reminds us we’re still beautifully human… or goat-adjacent.

Because sometimes, the wisest thing you can do is admit you have no idea what you’re doing—and keep going anyway.

In this episode, Carl finds himself unraveling in the meadow—lost in a spiral of thoughts about productivity, doom, and whether rocks might be judging him. But in the middle of this existential tempest, he discovers something radical: the power of eating a single cracker, slowly and deliberately, as a form of quiet rebellion.

This gentle meditation explores what it means to stay present in moments of emotional chaos—and why grounding yourself in something as small as a snack might be the bravest thing you can do.

Because sometimes, when everything is falling apart… you just need a cracker.

In the debut episode of Carl’s Corner, Carl—our snack-obsessed, contemplative goat—tackles the relentless pressure to optimize, self-improve, and achieve “excellence.” Instead, he proposes something much more radical: being enough. From reorganizing his burrow into existential zones to watching a beetle with full presence, Carl explores how letting go of perfection opens the gate to actual joy. It’s absurd, heartfelt, slightly mossy, and just the right amount of goat. Perfect for anyone who’s tired of treating their life like a performance review.