Cast Party

“They was doing blood magic, I swear! I don’t really know why Alabaster let em out, they’re clearly nothin’ but trouble. Maybe… maybe it should be up to us to handle them, stop them getting in the Magistrate’s way, ya know?”

"Dude, you’re not going to believe this. I just saw Blueberry, Jett, Sebastian, and Xander disappear. Like, COMPLETELY.

In the last FREE Patreon Exclusive Episode of The After Party we will be giving out for our first month, The Cast & Crew come face to face with a HILARIOUS.

"That group’s an odd one. That one with the leather coat, you think he’d never seen a ship before, but he had that shanty so ready he must know the sea.

*They may not be the greatest adventurers I've ever seen, but they seem capable enough. I'm hoping they can stop them in time. Also, why did those two decide to cannonball down? A strange group, indeed.

“Name: Sleezeba L. Occupation: Sailor. Cause of death: …Well, to be honest, I don’t know, and it’s bothering me. He was in perfect health, has all his blood. Just died. I don’t know.

“I can’t believe I lost. Those freakin… those jerks. They just beat me and leave? They beat me at my favorite game and then they just leave to… to… play more games? Without me?! WHO DOES THAT?! Who goes to a festival and just plays games? They’re not even TRYING to win, they’re just having… fun?! Ugh.”

"Haggling over prices, random questions about some gnome, like, c'mon. I knew they were gonna be a weird bunch the second they walked in. I kinda regret tellin' em about the temporary magic tattoos... I think they might come back for some.

"WHY did Madonna just sit back and let that man tie me up and shove me in my own stock room?! Oh gosh, what am I to do?... I did like his new pants, though... What did they say on them? "Gucci"? Hmmm, I need to remember that. Maybe I can make some counterfeit Gucci of my own to sell in the store after this fiasco is over with." 

"Such a WONDEROUS occasion absolutely RUINED by those hooligans!! *huff* I NEVER! I don't think we'll be coming back to Pastow any time soon. Our vacation started off so well.