Well, what do you know, Facters? We made it to Episode 5! Whoever thought we'd get this far? Certainly not you! But here we are. So what's in store for this episode? Well, creatures of night, why don't you just pounce on that play button and find out! We're not going to tell you in here, otherwise you would just Google it for yourself and then we would cease to exist. 

This week's drink:

Cosmopolitan