You should listen to this pod, ask your significant other some of these beer battered surprise questions, and if they agree with you...I think you should start a fight.

Happy V Day you funky fashionistas.

There are things the internet ruined...and things the internet could never ruin...

Figure out which is which on this episode.

Warning: I wouldn't eat during the latter half of the pod.

The title has nothing to do with the episode. It's a one-liner and there is absolutely no reason you should ever think we will be discussing whatever is in the title. Don't pay attention to the title. The title means nothing. It's just a title. The description is in 55 minutes of our voice. Not the title.

Amazon Description: Fact pod husband wife duo sing laugh burp rental car cheese maggot piss eggs tuna eyeballs 26 episodes 80RPM purple hippo plushie toy

We suck Canada Dry in episode TWENTY-FIVE! Actually, there are elephants and Girl Scout Cookies. We ask you to name a worse berry...and it's clearly Chuck Berry....

Whatever. Just grab your thin mints (if you're allowed to buy them yet) and listen to the damn thing already.

I'm not Mable to come up with a good description because this is usually Brittany's job.

We drink wine. We talk about cream. There are mannequins involved. What else do you need to know?

Throw a pickle at your Christmas Tree

Eggnog

Twenty. 20. 10 times 2. 15 plus 5. Vente (in Starbucks). All of your fingers PLUS your toes. It's our TWENTIETH EPISODE! 

Hide your alcohol in your Sega console and get over here! 

Drink 

Wine. Nothing exciting. Just. Wine.