"Welcome to the 'Oscars'; what would you like to drink?"

Russian Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Chocolate Dude Lebowski 

(A That's Fact Up Original; because we didn't have the right ingredients)

1.5 oz Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey

1/2 oz of Vodka

3/4 oz Dorda Chocolate Liqueur

1 oz Heavy Cream 

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Tonight's Drink 

We were lazy...

Crack open an ice cold Yuengling. 

Good morning, Facters! Did you sleep well? We certainly hope so. 

Look no further, your dreams have all come true...Welcome to Episode 7.

Strawberry Whiskey Smash 

1 chopped/mashed strawberry

Pinch of mint leaves

1.5 oz of lemon juice

1.5 oz of simple syrup

3 oz of JAMESON

Ice, for serving. Ice, for cold. 

Someday, we'll all be toast. 

Cerassus - Cherry Wheat Fruit Beer 

4.4 % ABV 15 IBU 

Steampunk Brew Works 

Chesterfield, Missouri 

(You need to go there.) 

Well, what do you know, Facters? We made it to Episode 5! Whoever thought we'd get this far? Certainly not you! But here we are. So what's in store for this episode? Well, creatures of night, why don't you just pounce on that play button and find out! We're not going to tell you in here, otherwise you would just Google it for yourself and then we would cease to exist. 

This week's drink:

Cosmopolitan 

Episode four, people! It's here! You've waited in agonizing anticipation and we're here to give you what you need! But enough of us being "crypt"ic, click that play button already and join us as we stick our hands UP the rabbit hole this time and cover useless information that no one really asked us to research! 

Whiskey Sour

2 oz of Very Old Barton Bourbon

3/4 oz Lemon Juice (for the scurvy)

3/4 oz of simple syrup 

Shake it up! 

And here we gather again; joined together under the sun by one common thread: Facts! 

Episode 3 is here to titillate your eardrums; and we're not being cheeky! Your favorite segments return to the pod; join us for this week's Factivities, Fact to the Future; Alcohol Artifact; and a brand new segment that we're sure won't be our last! 

Drink of the Week: The Bees Knees Cocktail

2 oz of Gin

1 oz of Lemon Juice

1/2 TSP of Honey Simple Syrup

Combine all ingredients in a shaker over ice, shake and pour! 

You came back for Episode Two?! 

Well, since you're here anyway...Grab your Turf Club and allow us to tickle your tympanic membrane with this week's wowing facts, brand new segments, shout-outs, and other tantalizing tidbits! (Say that five times fast!)

Manhattan Recipe 

2 oz Bulleit Rye

1/2 oz of Tribuno Sweet Vermouth

2 dashes of Angostura bitters

1 Maraschino Cherry 

(If you're a Matthew; use two cherries; if you're a Brittany use a cherry and a splash of cherry juice) 

(STIRRED...If you shake it, you're a beast!) 

Poured over rocks. 

Pilot episode! 

Grab your Tom Collins and take this first clumsy step with us as we fall down a sugar varnished rabbit hole!